All black gym outfits feel like power armor (also, I now see why it takes so long to find jeans that fit and I'm no longer mad about it)

Wearing this jacket is the equivalent of telling everyone I'm old enough to know how to fix and work a VCR without actually saying all of that out loud.

If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times. Short, shorts are my power armor

It's been like three months and if I close my mind I'm back with Korn in LA