✨️Princess Aunt✨️
@zoiid.bsky.social
Avid TrashTV watcher + terrible re-capper/shit-talker. Cannabis Industry Alumni, turned hydroponic farm trainer. Actual real life Auntie.
She/Her/We
She/Her/We
I've gone to the washroom on 3 separate occasions today.
With full on intentions of blowing that place THEE fuck up.
Each time...someone has come in almost immediately after pulling my pants down and ruining the whole vibe.
I fucking hate it here today.
With full on intentions of blowing that place THEE fuck up.
Each time...someone has come in almost immediately after pulling my pants down and ruining the whole vibe.
I fucking hate it here today.
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I've gone to the washroom on 3 separate occasions today.
With full on intentions of blowing that place THEE fuck up.
Each time...someone has come in almost immediately after pulling my pants down and ruining the whole vibe.
I fucking hate it here today.
With full on intentions of blowing that place THEE fuck up.
Each time...someone has come in almost immediately after pulling my pants down and ruining the whole vibe.
I fucking hate it here today.
ROC:SLC
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEASON 2 WAS THE WHOLE JEN SCANDAL.
Insane.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEASON 2 WAS THE WHOLE JEN SCANDAL.
Insane.
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ROC:SLC
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEASON 2 WAS THE WHOLE JEN SCANDAL.
Insane.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEASON 2 WAS THE WHOLE JEN SCANDAL.
Insane.
A CUSTOMER WAS MEAN TO ME TODAY AND I JUST HAD TO BE DUMB AND NICE ABOUT IT.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A CUSTOMER WAS MEAN TO ME TODAY AND I JUST HAD TO BE DUMB AND NICE ABOUT IT.
The way I was gonna cut out of work early today and no one was gonna know cause everyone else is/WAS working from home BUT SUDDENLY SOMEONE IS IN OFFICE AND NOW I STEAL COMPANY TIME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The way I was gonna cut out of work early today and no one was gonna know cause everyone else is/WAS working from home BUT SUDDENLY SOMEONE IS IN OFFICE AND NOW I STEAL COMPANY TIME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID TO DESERVE THIS.
Did I ever so slightly Crack my rib dying on a bong rip last night?
Me thinks...yes.
It is hurting just to exist rn.
Fucking hell.
Me thinks...yes.
It is hurting just to exist rn.
Fucking hell.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Did I ever so slightly Crack my rib dying on a bong rip last night?
Me thinks...yes.
It is hurting just to exist rn.
Fucking hell.
Me thinks...yes.
It is hurting just to exist rn.
Fucking hell.
Scored the last tire change appointment in November at the major local garage in town. 💃🏾✨️
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Scored the last tire change appointment in November at the major local garage in town. 💃🏾✨️
Been in the fucking trenches of customer service for the last year and every day it makes me wanna rip my eyelids off. LMFAO.
Today what blew my mind was another company reaching out to us today...to ask us if we had any questions.
Yeah, one, who do you think you are...lmfao
Today what blew my mind was another company reaching out to us today...to ask us if we had any questions.
Yeah, one, who do you think you are...lmfao
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Been in the fucking trenches of customer service for the last year and every day it makes me wanna rip my eyelids off. LMFAO.
Today what blew my mind was another company reaching out to us today...to ask us if we had any questions.
Yeah, one, who do you think you are...lmfao
Today what blew my mind was another company reaching out to us today...to ask us if we had any questions.
Yeah, one, who do you think you are...lmfao
I don't mind helping out doing the reception shit.
And I don't mind splitting the labor between a few of us.
I just...want our systems of checks and balances to actually be used.
Cause now I have to KISS SHITTY CUSTOMER ASS because 3 of us let something fall through the cracks for 2 months.
FUCK.
And I don't mind splitting the labor between a few of us.
I just...want our systems of checks and balances to actually be used.
Cause now I have to KISS SHITTY CUSTOMER ASS because 3 of us let something fall through the cracks for 2 months.
FUCK.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I don't mind helping out doing the reception shit.
And I don't mind splitting the labor between a few of us.
I just...want our systems of checks and balances to actually be used.
Cause now I have to KISS SHITTY CUSTOMER ASS because 3 of us let something fall through the cracks for 2 months.
FUCK.
And I don't mind splitting the labor between a few of us.
I just...want our systems of checks and balances to actually be used.
Cause now I have to KISS SHITTY CUSTOMER ASS because 3 of us let something fall through the cracks for 2 months.
FUCK.
Uncle and I made a whole week long menu for eating at home this week and its already day 2 and we cannot remember what we said it would be. 🤡💀 so we've opted for soup.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Uncle and I made a whole week long menu for eating at home this week and its already day 2 and we cannot remember what we said it would be. 🤡💀 so we've opted for soup.
Once again...rewatching Gilmore Girls, and putting their year into our real life year is absolutely insane. lol
We're currently in 2005, Uncle can't remember anything from that year or where he was in the world (hes pretty sure UK)
We're currently in 2005, Uncle can't remember anything from that year or where he was in the world (hes pretty sure UK)
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Once again...rewatching Gilmore Girls, and putting their year into our real life year is absolutely insane. lol
We're currently in 2005, Uncle can't remember anything from that year or where he was in the world (hes pretty sure UK)
We're currently in 2005, Uncle can't remember anything from that year or where he was in the world (hes pretty sure UK)
Alright this is gonna be my cleaning thread.
I'm using this to hold myself accountable for cleaning all this stupid shit, I need to do myself because I'm a sick ducking freak and don't like the way Uncle does it. 🙌🏾❤️🤣
For the love of us AWL.
I'm using this to hold myself accountable for cleaning all this stupid shit, I need to do myself because I'm a sick ducking freak and don't like the way Uncle does it. 🙌🏾❤️🤣
For the love of us AWL.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Alright this is gonna be my cleaning thread.
I'm using this to hold myself accountable for cleaning all this stupid shit, I need to do myself because I'm a sick ducking freak and don't like the way Uncle does it. 🙌🏾❤️🤣
For the love of us AWL.
I'm using this to hold myself accountable for cleaning all this stupid shit, I need to do myself because I'm a sick ducking freak and don't like the way Uncle does it. 🙌🏾❤️🤣
For the love of us AWL.
Reposted by ✨️Princess Aunt✨️
I don't enjoy asking... you're probably so tired of seeing these.
But the fact remains; I'm in trouble, and every cent is helpful to me. If you can afford to help out: I appreciate it!
Etransfers: idi_canna AT outlook•com
PayPal: QR code below
(My checking account balance shown below... 😬)
But the fact remains; I'm in trouble, and every cent is helpful to me. If you can afford to help out: I appreciate it!
Etransfers: idi_canna AT outlook•com
PayPal: QR code below
(My checking account balance shown below... 😬)
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I don't enjoy asking... you're probably so tired of seeing these.
But the fact remains; I'm in trouble, and every cent is helpful to me. If you can afford to help out: I appreciate it!
Etransfers: idi_canna AT outlook•com
PayPal: QR code below
(My checking account balance shown below... 😬)
But the fact remains; I'm in trouble, and every cent is helpful to me. If you can afford to help out: I appreciate it!
Etransfers: idi_canna AT outlook•com
PayPal: QR code below
(My checking account balance shown below... 😬)
Also really craving...movie popcorn with extra butter and some nachos cheese to dunk one piece at a time into.
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Also really craving...movie popcorn with extra butter and some nachos cheese to dunk one piece at a time into.
I dont think I've mentioned that Uncles mother is coming in from France for a couple months!
We do not know when she will be coming our way...lol
But I do feel the urge to start cleaning and preparing now.
We do not know when she will be coming our way...lol
But I do feel the urge to start cleaning and preparing now.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I dont think I've mentioned that Uncles mother is coming in from France for a couple months!
We do not know when she will be coming our way...lol
But I do feel the urge to start cleaning and preparing now.
We do not know when she will be coming our way...lol
But I do feel the urge to start cleaning and preparing now.
1 season of RHO:SLC and have I been subliminally influenced to buy a whole case of diet coke?
Hell yeah.
Will Uncle let me crack a cold one at 545am?
Hell no.
Hell yeah.
Will Uncle let me crack a cold one at 545am?
Hell no.
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
1 season of RHO:SLC and have I been subliminally influenced to buy a whole case of diet coke?
Hell yeah.
Will Uncle let me crack a cold one at 545am?
Hell no.
Hell yeah.
Will Uncle let me crack a cold one at 545am?
Hell no.
My internal scream is literally right on the tip of my tongue, pushing frantically on my teeth...so close to actually escaping and becoming real.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My internal scream is literally right on the tip of my tongue, pushing frantically on my teeth...so close to actually escaping and becoming real.
The way I am such a slut for Thanksgiving sandwiches/subs.
I need to do a ranking of them all. lol
Actually I'm a slut for all things Thanksgiving...I made a Thanksgiving pizza years ago, I still think about it. It was perfect. lol
I need to do a ranking of them all. lol
Actually I'm a slut for all things Thanksgiving...I made a Thanksgiving pizza years ago, I still think about it. It was perfect. lol
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The way I am such a slut for Thanksgiving sandwiches/subs.
I need to do a ranking of them all. lol
Actually I'm a slut for all things Thanksgiving...I made a Thanksgiving pizza years ago, I still think about it. It was perfect. lol
I need to do a ranking of them all. lol
Actually I'm a slut for all things Thanksgiving...I made a Thanksgiving pizza years ago, I still think about it. It was perfect. lol
Question for the adultier adults out here in the void...cause I've been curious about life lately.
What does it mean when you say no to the car rental insurance?
Am I literally out here driving uninsured? Or does my personal car insurance roll over to the rental? That sounds too good to be true.
What does it mean when you say no to the car rental insurance?
Am I literally out here driving uninsured? Or does my personal car insurance roll over to the rental? That sounds too good to be true.
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Question for the adultier adults out here in the void...cause I've been curious about life lately.
What does it mean when you say no to the car rental insurance?
Am I literally out here driving uninsured? Or does my personal car insurance roll over to the rental? That sounds too good to be true.
What does it mean when you say no to the car rental insurance?
Am I literally out here driving uninsured? Or does my personal car insurance roll over to the rental? That sounds too good to be true.
I need so many people to...try 3 times themselves before coming to me for help. Yknow?
Bring back critical thinking, troubleshooting and problem-solving.
There's no way as fellow grown ass adult...couldnt think of a syringe to help measure out liquid nutrients.
Y M I spoonfeeding a capable adult.
Bring back critical thinking, troubleshooting and problem-solving.
There's no way as fellow grown ass adult...couldnt think of a syringe to help measure out liquid nutrients.
Y M I spoonfeeding a capable adult.
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I need so many people to...try 3 times themselves before coming to me for help. Yknow?
Bring back critical thinking, troubleshooting and problem-solving.
There's no way as fellow grown ass adult...couldnt think of a syringe to help measure out liquid nutrients.
Y M I spoonfeeding a capable adult.
Bring back critical thinking, troubleshooting and problem-solving.
There's no way as fellow grown ass adult...couldnt think of a syringe to help measure out liquid nutrients.
Y M I spoonfeeding a capable adult.
I tried to make a s'more sourdough loaf...however uncle ate all the marshmallows, so I had to use fluff.
It got real messy and idk if it worked.
We're gonna do the ceremonial cut after work. lol
Thinking about doing a sourdough flight for some of my favorite people this holiday season.
It got real messy and idk if it worked.
We're gonna do the ceremonial cut after work. lol
Thinking about doing a sourdough flight for some of my favorite people this holiday season.
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I tried to make a s'more sourdough loaf...however uncle ate all the marshmallows, so I had to use fluff.
It got real messy and idk if it worked.
We're gonna do the ceremonial cut after work. lol
Thinking about doing a sourdough flight for some of my favorite people this holiday season.
It got real messy and idk if it worked.
We're gonna do the ceremonial cut after work. lol
Thinking about doing a sourdough flight for some of my favorite people this holiday season.
That Chloe girl and her mom from TOW really fucking triggered me. I am keyed the fuck up about their whole segment. EVEN WORSE I AM SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE, SIDING WITH BOUFADEM!! MAKE THAT MAKE FUCKING SENSE.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
That Chloe girl and her mom from TOW really fucking triggered me. I am keyed the fuck up about their whole segment. EVEN WORSE I AM SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE, SIDING WITH BOUFADEM!! MAKE THAT MAKE FUCKING SENSE.
Really thinking about leaving work early on Friday to go to Ottawa to get my real mother Martha's collab at Crumbl. 🤡🤣
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Really thinking about leaving work early on Friday to go to Ottawa to get my real mother Martha's collab at Crumbl. 🤡🤣
I was gonna put my phone on speaker today for the office cause my boss is always complaining how quiet it is in here.
But quickly decided against it because my last 5 songs was...chaotic. LMFAO
Now I'm just jamming to the chaos I've curated. 💃🏾✨️
But quickly decided against it because my last 5 songs was...chaotic. LMFAO
Now I'm just jamming to the chaos I've curated. 💃🏾✨️
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I was gonna put my phone on speaker today for the office cause my boss is always complaining how quiet it is in here.
But quickly decided against it because my last 5 songs was...chaotic. LMFAO
Now I'm just jamming to the chaos I've curated. 💃🏾✨️
But quickly decided against it because my last 5 songs was...chaotic. LMFAO
Now I'm just jamming to the chaos I've curated. 💃🏾✨️
All the texts I've sent today;
Left on read.
And this is why I talk mostly to myself.
I'll never not reply.
Left on read.
And this is why I talk mostly to myself.
I'll never not reply.
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
All the texts I've sent today;
Left on read.
And this is why I talk mostly to myself.
I'll never not reply.
Left on read.
And this is why I talk mostly to myself.
I'll never not reply.
I'm watching RHO:SLC.
Fucking hell all I want is a diet coke.
Fucking hell all I want is a diet coke.
November 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I'm watching RHO:SLC.
Fucking hell all I want is a diet coke.
Fucking hell all I want is a diet coke.