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Zoey's Mind Goblins
@zoeysmindgoblins.bsky.social
Account for posting art and thoughts about the weird freaks who live in my brain
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main: @holybeastform.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
i was kinda cooking tho
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 PM
February 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
- hasn't been directly or indirectly affected by their existence
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
- network to care for the neglected children of protagonists who can't be bothered to use contraceptive magic
- Aside from everyone looking like the front page of pixiv, society is actually pretty normal absent the influence of reincarnators, but it's becoming difficult to find any place that -
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
- variety of women to fill the heroes' harems, slavery, and a Potemkin city that looks like that one that's in every isekai (Yes I'm just ripping off Dark Lord of Derkholm it's a great book)
- Sometimes, protagonists go missing. Don't worry about it!
- The church has set up an extensive orphanage -
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
More fun facts about this world:
- Every woman has either a completely flat chest or minimum e-cups
- A coalition of nations spend almost the entirety of their national treasuries to maintain what's effectively a theme park for isekai protagonists, complete with a "Demon Lord" to slay, a wide -
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 AM
the artisan class. However, her attempts to lift herself out of the gutter are eternally stymied by lack of capital, connections, and self-worth; she hates herself because she enjoys being abused, and she enjoys being abused because she hates herself.
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
- demigods who view their world as some kind of playground in which to enact their revenge fantasy on the girls who looked down on them in school. It's not a job with great long-term prospects, and Quickie's smart enough to realize that, which is why she taught herself alchemy to try to move into -
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
- a punching bag. Sometimes it's because she's a deliberately antagonistic brat with a poorly-concealed masochistic streak, but mostly it's just because she's part of a class of people (almost entirely women) who are the accursed share of this society, sacrificed to placate emotionally immature -
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
- of a service economy that exists entirely to cater to every whim of teenagers who probably would have been school shooters if they'd grown up in the US. That is to say, she sucks off isekai protagonists in alleyways for pocket change or a warm place to sleep and often finds herself being used as -
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
- teenage Japanese incel -- learning about their culture and values is widely recognized as essential for the next generation of the upper class. And say what you will about Rithriel, she's absolutely an expert in frictionless diplomacy.

Quicksilver, on the other hand, is the absolute bottom rung -
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
- student. While she may be spending most of her time having sex, there is a deeper purpose to her presence there. Think of it like the Japanese elites sending their children to be educated abroad after Perry's expedition. Every isekai protagonist is an army-level military threat in the body of a -
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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