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Zoe Storm
@zoestorm.bsky.social
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Runner, nerd, writer.
Find my stuff here: https://linktr.ee/ZoeStorm
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Where did y'all come from lmao
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November 5, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Filling out a survey on the Royal Albert Hall page and, uh.

Why is this question not multiple choice?

(Kidding, I know why.)
A screenshot from a web page. The Royal Albert Hall logo and the words Royal Albert Hall are at the top, followed by Are you....? - Male - Female - Transgender - Non-binary - Prefer not to say - Prefer to self-describe The "female" option is selected.
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
zoestorm.bsky.social
"The brain tells me it will irradiate everything within a fifty-block radius until we meet the following demand: it wants feet."
A screenshot from the video game ONI (2001), showing a cybernetic machine consisting of a brain in a casing surrounded by digital projections as well as guns and lasers. An inset of a robot girl is in the top right of the image.
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
zoestorm.bsky.social
Fit check.
A picture of a woman wearing black trousers, a dark red mesh top under a red sweater, and a leather jacket.
October 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Take the estrogen. Just take it.
A "guy" wearing a gray suit and black shirt. A girl wearing a red skirt and black blouse.
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Fit check. Autumn is officially here. Soz.
A woman taking a selfie in the mirror. She's wearing a purple shirt and dark brown leather jacket, light brown knee-length skirt, black tights, and brown leather calf boots. She has light red hair and is wearing glasses.
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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...and when it's time to go home, he has to decide whether to return or to stay.
Jack O'Neil (one L) standing in front of the Stargate event horizion. Daniel Jackson saying goodbye to Jack O'Neil (one L).
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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...defeats the villain...
Ra's spaceship blowing up.
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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...falls in love...
A close-up of Shau'ri and Daniel Jackson talking.
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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...has adventures...
Daniel Jackson and Jack O'Neil (one L) standing between two Jaffa guards. (They're not Jaffa at this point, that came with Stargate SG-1, but same diff.) Daniel Jackson and Shau'ri in the Pyramid. Daniel Jackson teleporting. Daniel Jackson getting dragged away by a beast.
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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...meets interesting people...
Shau'ri. The village chief. Ra. A group of young villagers.
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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...gets stuck there...
Jack O'Neil (one L) (Kurt Russell) saying "Your job here is to realign the Stargate. Can you do it or not?" Daniel Jackson saying "I can't."
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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...who travels to another world...
Daniel Jackson standing in front of the Stargate event horizon. A group of four characters standing on top of a sand dune, looking at a city in the distance.
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
zoestorm.bsky.social
Consider the following:

The protagonist is a normal, completely average guy...
Daniel Jackson (James Spader) talking into a microphone.
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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To protect (*) and serve (**).

(*) the dolls
(**) cunt
A picture of a woman, taken in front of a mirror. She's wearing a long dress, white with a rose pattern, a black jacket, and has long blonde hair and great make-up.
September 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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A picture of a cake dusted with cocoa powder and decorated with mixed berries. A tag on top of the cake reads, "Happy Birthday OOO".
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Accurate depiction of how The Cis think hormones work.
A manga page of people playing ping-pong, along with an explanation about testosterone. The explanation goes: "Testosterone. It enhances muscle mass and bone density and causes physical transformations. But that's not all. It can also enhance concentration and mental power, sharpening one's ability to fantasize, transforming fantasy into reality. Inducing intoxication. This causes the body (to) produce even more testosterone, creating an eternal loop that consists of fantasizing, intoxication, and more testosterone."
September 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Back on my bullshit again
August 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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#TransOnTrains
A woman sitting in a train seat, seen from the waist up. She's wearing a short-sleeved black top with two golden-coloured necklaces, has blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, and a big forehead.
August 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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On this fine morning I was reminded of just how good the design for God-Lyn (from Masters of the Universe Revelation) was.

Ma'am.
A design sheet showing the design for God-Lyn from Masters of the Universe Revelation. She's a very fit woman with pixie-cut white hair, impressive purple make-up, and she's wearing an outfit which shows off her abs, toned arms, and muscular legs.
August 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Me to everyone who told me I'd never look good wearing girl clothes
A picture of a woman taking a selfie in a mirror. She has long red hair and blue eyes and is wearing a maroon miniskirt with black tights, a black shirt, and a leather jacket on top.
August 17, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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This is my surprised face.
Text. The text reads: Ms Smith, who heads anti-trans organisation Binary Australia, was previously the director of anti-marriage equality group Marriage Alliance before it rebranded to Binary Australia following the 2018 plebiscite.
August 16, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Reposting this meme I made for Tumblr over a year ago because I'm feeling it tonight
A meme. Top and bottom text superimposed on a picture of Worf from Star Trek the Next Generation. Top text: suffering for the furtherance of a cause is a noble act; suffering without aim or purpose is stupidity. Bottom text: let us take ibuprofen together.
July 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Reset the clock.
A sign displaying "0 days since the last time I was mistaken for my cis sister"
July 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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My new book, THE EGG KNIGHT AND THE DRAGON, is out NOW!

It's a fantasy novella about Adrian, the Egg Knight, and his quest to slay a dragon. Though not everything goes as planned and instead of slaying the dragon, he ends up...

Well, that would be telling.

Here's the cover and the synopsis!

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The cover of the book THE EGG KNIGHT AND THE DRAGON by Zoe Storm. Being a knight in service of the Undying Emperor is not easy, especially for someone like Adrian, the Egg Knight: oppressing the people of the Empire is against everything he's been taught, and if he could, he would kill the Emperor himself and bring his half-millennium reign to an end. But the Emperor is not only undying, but unkillable as well, and no one who dared defy him has ever lived to tell the tale; Adrian himself has been a witness to several futile attempts on the Emperor's life, each ending in complete failure. So he does the Emperor's bidding and does his best to help the common people, but sorely wishes he could do more. "Go and collect taxes," the Emperor says, and Adrian goes and collects taxes. "Go and put down the rebellion," the Emperor orders, and Adrian goes and puts down the rebellion. "Go and slay the dragon," the Emperor commands, and Adrian goes and slays the dragon... or tries to, at least. Because the dragon is no mindless beast, and harbours within his body an arcane, ancient secret, which could bring about unfathomable changes for the Empire... and for Adrian himself. A fantasy novella about an unlikely friendship and finding your place in the world.
June 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM