Zoë Stagg
@zoestagg.bsky.social
I did 5.5 million steps and closed my rings 355 days in 2025. Miso supervised on a case-by-case basis.
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I did 5.5 million steps and closed my rings 355 days in 2025. Miso supervised on a case-by-case basis.
There’s a guy dressed as Santa on this flight who did the sign of the cross as we landed, all but confirming the existence of a mighty festive supergroup. 😌🎄🎁🌟
December 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
There’s a guy dressed as Santa on this flight who did the sign of the cross as we landed, all but confirming the existence of a mighty festive supergroup. 😌🎄🎁🌟
Child: “What. Who counts on their fingers like that??”
Me: “JANET JACKSON.”
Me: “JANET JACKSON.”
September 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Child: “What. Who counts on their fingers like that??”
Me: “JANET JACKSON.”
Me: “JANET JACKSON.”
I don’t know what else was hoping for that brain space but turns out the entirety of Hercules is still in there.
a cartoon character is talking to another cartoon character about indoor plumbing .
ALT: a cartoon character is talking to another cartoon character about indoor plumbing .
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September 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I don’t know what else was hoping for that brain space but turns out the entirety of Hercules is still in there.
The bats are batting tonight. 🦇
August 30, 2025 at 9:31 AM
The bats are batting tonight. 🦇
“I have a Gen Alpha question.”
“K.”
“Who is the guy who goes “uh hoo ahoo, a hoohoo” and wears flares.”
“I have no idea. Show me.”
STAND BY FOR REVEAL.
“K.”
“Who is the guy who goes “uh hoo ahoo, a hoohoo” and wears flares.”
“I have no idea. Show me.”
STAND BY FOR REVEAL.
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 AM
“I have a Gen Alpha question.”
“K.”
“Who is the guy who goes “uh hoo ahoo, a hoohoo” and wears flares.”
“I have no idea. Show me.”
STAND BY FOR REVEAL.
“K.”
“Who is the guy who goes “uh hoo ahoo, a hoohoo” and wears flares.”
“I have no idea. Show me.”
STAND BY FOR REVEAL.
Wake up, new phonetic alphabet dropped.
August 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wake up, new phonetic alphabet dropped.
“We have those in Japan, too.”
“NOT LIKE THIS.”
“NOT LIKE THIS.”
June 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
“We have those in Japan, too.”
“NOT LIKE THIS.”
“NOT LIKE THIS.”
What is the worst tangible user interface and why is it touch and hold.
May 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What is the worst tangible user interface and why is it touch and hold.
It happened. I got asked by a youth what Woodstock 99 was, and if I was there.
May 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It happened. I got asked by a youth what Woodstock 99 was, and if I was there.
Pigs at IKEA would like a word.
April 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Pigs at IKEA would like a word.
There’s a short list of things I think about at least once a week, (which is unique with occasional overlap to the 48-point list I keep of topics I could give a presentation on at any given moment) but… this image represents a confluence that is haunting me.
March 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
There’s a short list of things I think about at least once a week, (which is unique with occasional overlap to the 48-point list I keep of topics I could give a presentation on at any given moment) but… this image represents a confluence that is haunting me.
I saw a picture of the front page of a 1990 issue of Scholastic News and as a normal thing to do, spent cold, hard time looking up what the writer has been up to since, which I feel is exactly what someone raised on Scholastic News would do.
March 21, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I saw a picture of the front page of a 1990 issue of Scholastic News and as a normal thing to do, spent cold, hard time looking up what the writer has been up to since, which I feel is exactly what someone raised on Scholastic News would do.
Truly the only way they should come, pre-sorted for your safety.
January 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Truly the only way they should come, pre-sorted for your safety.
Someone I know of a certain generation thinks that emails and gmails are different things.
January 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Someone I know of a certain generation thinks that emails and gmails are different things.
Villainous Queen is the most correct flavor for all beverages going forward probably.
January 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Villainous Queen is the most correct flavor for all beverages going forward probably.
(We watched the first 20 minutes of two different movies and then quit.) I did however watch a 3-hour tour of all the electric buses in the U.S. the second it dropped AND saw one of my old apartment buildings at 2 hours in. Absolutely cinematic.
December 26, 2024 at 11:06 AM
(We watched the first 20 minutes of two different movies and then quit.) I did however watch a 3-hour tour of all the electric buses in the U.S. the second it dropped AND saw one of my old apartment buildings at 2 hours in. Absolutely cinematic.
For the Annual Viewing of A Movie, household preference edition:
-no bass in the audio, singular speaker direction if possible.
-one we’ve seen before.
-side activities welcome.
-no bass in the audio, singular speaker direction if possible.
-one we’ve seen before.
-side activities welcome.
December 25, 2024 at 10:10 AM
For the Annual Viewing of A Movie, household preference edition:
-no bass in the audio, singular speaker direction if possible.
-one we’ve seen before.
-side activities welcome.
-no bass in the audio, singular speaker direction if possible.
-one we’ve seen before.
-side activities welcome.
I got megazord extra-spicy double-shot knocked out of #whamageddon WITH the music video which I had never seen before and still think it might be a designed for karaoke accompaniment with lookalikes idk.
December 21, 2024 at 7:33 AM
I got megazord extra-spicy double-shot knocked out of #whamageddon WITH the music video which I had never seen before and still think it might be a designed for karaoke accompaniment with lookalikes idk.
There is no better acting than me, on the phone, pretending I have a pen and am ready to write down that number.
December 17, 2024 at 3:51 AM
There is no better acting than me, on the phone, pretending I have a pen and am ready to write down that number.