zoë
zoephilipps.bsky.social
zoë
@zoephilipps.bsky.social
she/her/hers 🏳️‍⚧️
This is my art, and it’s dangerous. Do you think I want to die like this?
is this a real app?
March 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
abracadabra, amor-oo-na-na, abracadabra, morta-oo-gaga! 🪄
March 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
wow i can’t believe stefani germanotta invented international women’s day
March 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
every time u press the alt key on a mac, u switch the track in someone's trolley problem
February 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m obviously an American, but this win is so satisfying to me on many levels.

1. Hockey is Canada’s sport.

2. The undisputed greatest hockey player in the world scored the game-winning goal in overtime.
February 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
now make a feed that only shows me original posts
November 19, 2024 at 3:27 AM