is this a real app?

abracadabra, amor-oo-na-na, abracadabra, morta-oo-gaga! 🪄

wow i can’t believe stefani germanotta invented international women’s day

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

every time u press the alt key on a mac, u switch the track in someone's trolley problem

I’m obviously an American, but this win is so satisfying to me on many levels.

1. Hockey is Canada’s sport.

2. The undisputed greatest hockey player in the world scored the game-winning goal in overtime.

now make a feed that only shows me original posts