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zoe. she,her. 32. married trans dyke living in NoVa. bocchi the rock enjoyer. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

hobbies: writing smut, riding trains, baking pastries.

blog: wordvoid.neocities.org
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Selfie of me todayy plus a chip with some FAT lips
A mirror selfie of me that I took tonight while wine drunk. My hair looks so good here imo A picture of a chip that looks like some roast beef sandwich lips like damn 😳 lips so big it kinda turned me on, never been turned on by a chip before
March 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Me, one year ago
A mirror selfie. I'm wearing a long sleeve striped crop top with black sleeves. My hair is back in a ponytail and I have glasses on. You can barely see my panties on my left hip
March 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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how i imagine this working
Bimbofication of a nerd girl meme, but after discovering that nettle can act as an anti androgen from a book, she walks through a nettle bush and walks out fully bimbofied
February 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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post a meme made by you
Baldur's Gate 3 but the characters are all Gaius Baltar from Battlestar Galactica. Text says Baltar's Gate 3. One character is Number Six, hiding behind Baltar
February 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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gwitch version
The happy/sad bus meme with text "Child Soldiers" above both the happy man's head and sad man's head. Underneath the sad man is the text "Miorine" and underneath the happy man is the text "Suletta"
February 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Gotta wear bandanas more often 😊
A selfie of me wearing a red bandana, glasses and cardigan A selfie of me wearing a red bandana, glasses and cardigan, and throwing up a peace sign
February 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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BSG: Baltar'S Gate
An image of the Baldur's Gate 3 game cover but all the character's heads are Gaius Baltar from Battlestar Galactica, with the exception of Mizora, Wyll's patron, whose face is now Number Six
February 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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picture from your device, no explanation
February 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Literally just walk around them??? Why even ask
A picture of senator Markey standing in front of two guards in the EPA building entrance. The metal detector path to the left, behind the camera folks, is wide open. Why even bother asking.
February 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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#wip
CHAPTER ONE I CAME in my pants the first time I blew up an oil pipeline. I don't know if it was the reverberations of the explosion, or maybe the smell of burning oil, that turned me on. Perhaps it was a control thing -- that intoxicating sense of power over Something as you destroy It. Whatever the reason, I orgasmed hard. Cum dripped down my legs as we dashed to the truck parked on the side of a backcountry road somewhere in Montana. -- The first time I met Ricky was at a basement noise show in a Midwestern college town. He was beating the shit out of a speaker as it blasted discordant shrieks sent from an old synth. Sweat poured off him, smearing his painted-on facial hair. I followed him out back after his set. 'Smoke?' he asked. I nodded and he placed an American Spirit between my lips. He had a stocky build, with short, curly brown hair and round glasses. He wore cowboy boots and denim jeans with an unbuttoned vest draped over his naked, hairy, round belly. 'Inhale.' I did. The light from his bic made deep green diamonds dance in his eyes. 'Haven't seen you around before. You new here?' he asked. 'No. I'm just passing through.' 'Shame.' 'I'll be in town for a week, at least. Crashing at a friend of a friend's.' 'Well, if you want some company, I'd be happy to oblige.' 'Oh? Who said I was lonely?' He laughed. 'Your eyes did, Miss.' He smiled lopsidedly, which made him look more bashful than suave. 'Well, anyway, I think you're mighty attractive, and I'd love to wine and dine you.' I took out my phone and handed it to him. The soft illumination from my phone screen lit his face. I saw his tongue casually flicked his cigarette. I bit down on my lip to stop a soft gasp from escaping. 'The name's Ricky. I'll call you tomorrow, Miss.' He squashed his cig, winked at me, and went inside. I wrapped my arms tight around my chest and ventured out into the street. My face hurt from smiling. --
January 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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First time baking nata... long process, puff pastry didn't turn out the best, but the filling is tasty.. will keep trying til we get it right
A photo of 10 pastéis de nata (nata pastries, a Portuguese sweet treat) on a plate
December 26, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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So glad I finally live somewhere south enough that the grocery stores sell soft red winter wheat flour. Also for my fav scrambled eggs I use a splash of ponzu sauce&rice vinegar, salt+pepper, and a shitton of butter lol
A picture of a plate with two biscuits and scrambled eggs. One biscuit has strawberry rhubarb jam smothered on top. The other biscuit has the same jam sandwiched in between its two halves. A jar of locally made strawberry rhubarb jam sits in the background.
December 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Omggg my physical copy of CRIMEHOT vol 1 arrived todayyy
A picture of a graphic novel called CRIMEHOT. it has a hot pink background color with yellow lettering. The spine is in the same yellow color with black lettering. On the front is a busty angel and thick humanoid cat holding a woman in latex with a pair of handcuffs dangling from her ankle.
December 17, 2024 at 6:42 PM
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Ehehe I forgot I made this joke free use logo last spring using the open source initiative logo as a template
A green circle with a keyhole cutout in the center. It looks like a "C" with the opening pointed down. In place of a trademark, there is text that says "CNC". I big letters underneath the green circle is text that says "free use," with the word "free" in bold.
December 14, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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blahaj squish
A mirror picture of me from the side, in a black shirt and tan undies, sitting on top of my heels with a blahaj squished between my legs and my butt.
December 11, 2024 at 11:09 PM
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set up our Xmas decorations this weekend. when I went to take a pic of it, I got the shadow of our dog Ponyo cast against the wall lol
A picture of our living room with Christmas decorations. We have a small 4-5ft fir tree decorated in lights and ornaments, with a staircase banister behind it decorated similarly. To the right, there is a tv on the wall with a YT fireplace video playing. Beneath that, orange light from the setting sun casts a shadow of our dog Ponyo onto the wall.
December 9, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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it really is!! I just want that damn post-hieroglyph voucher lolol. a day ago this was my run, ended much the same as yours. Scored 20mil.... couldn't clear it
Game over screen from Balatro. Text says: "Game Over. Best hand: full house. Best hand: 7.79million. Ante 11. Round 21. Defeated by big blind.
December 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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I don't have Spotify so I had to make my own Wrapped. Turns out I exclusively listened to the R4 Ridge Racer Type 4 soundtrack this year (this is approximately true)
A "Spotify Wrapped"-type image with the Ridge Racer Type 4 OST album cover and text that reads: "My Top Artist: Hiroshi Okubo. Minutes Listened: 500,000. Top 0.05% of listeners worldwide."
December 5, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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im trapped, can't feel my right arm anymore
Pic of my doggie (a super mutt) laying her head on my right arm. She is snoring btw.
December 5, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Guhhh violet vessel is the worst..... 1.2 mil on orange stake, i got up to 1 mil... it hurts.. #balatro
A "GAME OVER" screenshot of Balatro. Jimbo, that rat bastard, is saying "Looks like we found out who the real Joker is!" In the background you can see that I scored 1 million points but did not surpass the violet vessel (1.2 million points).
November 22, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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post a you from a (in my case, waayyyy) different era
Me circa 2015 in a black screamo band tee and black jeans with skull makeup and short hair
November 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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⚠️ stow your trans immediately ⚠️
A purple sign on a cardboard box with main text that says "TRANS IN" in black text with "STOW IMMEDIATELY" written both above and below the main text
November 18, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Table arrived, lfgggggg
Pic of a stainless steel food prep table. It sits against a white wall with mounted shelving and coffee supplies above. A microwave and toaster sit on the lower table shelf.
November 18, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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Have a selfie of my trans dyke self too, ya filthy animals
A picture of me with unkempt hair tied back in a pony tail, wearing tortoise shell glasses and golden hoop earrings, in a blue and white striped collar shirt
November 18, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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went on a hike in Virginia today, saw some beautiful rock formations and rapids
A view of the Great Falls in northern Virginia. Lots of white water rapids swirling around large rocks.
November 17, 2024 at 11:52 PM