Zoe Hong
@zoehong.bsky.social
Fashion designer and teacher. She/her.
I have no kids, no pets, and my plants are always on the verge of dying. My book is my baby. https://zoehong.com/
I have no kids, no pets, and my plants are always on the verge of dying. My book is my baby. https://zoehong.com/
I was today years old when I learned that when wearing a one-piece swimsuit or romper, women just scootch the crotch over to use the toilet, instead of disrobing. Has everyone been doing this???
March 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I was today years old when I learned that when wearing a one-piece swimsuit or romper, women just scootch the crotch over to use the toilet, instead of disrobing. Has everyone been doing this???
I just want to be a pretty pretty princess (teacher) who just does pretty pretty princess things (teach) and not worry about stupid stuff like chores and bills (contracts and negotiations).
March 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I just want to be a pretty pretty princess (teacher) who just does pretty pretty princess things (teach) and not worry about stupid stuff like chores and bills (contracts and negotiations).
I make stock from scratch
and bake sourdough from scratch
but don't call me a trad wife
cuz I also make money from scratch
(That was the beginning, peak, and end of my rap career.)
and bake sourdough from scratch
but don't call me a trad wife
cuz I also make money from scratch
(That was the beginning, peak, and end of my rap career.)
March 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I make stock from scratch
and bake sourdough from scratch
but don't call me a trad wife
cuz I also make money from scratch
(That was the beginning, peak, and end of my rap career.)
and bake sourdough from scratch
but don't call me a trad wife
cuz I also make money from scratch
(That was the beginning, peak, and end of my rap career.)
Anyway, please come to my book signing event because the last time I felt this consistently tired, I was writing it: www.eventbrite.com/e/zoe-hongs-...
March 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Anyway, please come to my book signing event because the last time I felt this consistently tired, I was writing it: www.eventbrite.com/e/zoe-hongs-...
Doc "suggested" I quit caffeine. Y'all.
You know that "I'm struggering" tt meme?
I'm struggering.
You know that "I'm struggering" tt meme?
I'm struggering.
March 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Doc "suggested" I quit caffeine. Y'all.
You know that "I'm struggering" tt meme?
I'm struggering.
You know that "I'm struggering" tt meme?
I'm struggering.
who needs weight training when you can just overpack whenever you travel instead?
February 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
who needs weight training when you can just overpack whenever you travel instead?
I could never be a food content creator because when the food comes out piping hot and bubbling, you want me to what? Talk about it? Take pics? NOT eat it immediately? And then you want me to pause eating to thank my sponsor???
February 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I could never be a food content creator because when the food comes out piping hot and bubbling, you want me to what? Talk about it? Take pics? NOT eat it immediately? And then you want me to pause eating to thank my sponsor???
All your classes are just humming along for months and bam! One day one of your students messages you saying she just had her baby. Girl, what? Had no idea she was expecting. Teaching online is wild.
January 31, 2025 at 9:33 AM
All your classes are just humming along for months and bam! One day one of your students messages you saying she just had her baby. Girl, what? Had no idea she was expecting. Teaching online is wild.
The venn diagram of ppl celebrating both MLK Day and the inauguration is 2 planets floating in space
January 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The venn diagram of ppl celebrating both MLK Day and the inauguration is 2 planets floating in space
I know technically it's bad to wish the worst kind of cancer on anyone but I think the universe will give me a pass on this one.
December 31, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I know technically it's bad to wish the worst kind of cancer on anyone but I think the universe will give me a pass on this one.
Hey marketing people,
Telling me I’m doing it wrong is not going to get me to sign up for whatever you’re selling. Yes, I’m telling you you’re doing it wrong.
Telling me I’m doing it wrong is not going to get me to sign up for whatever you’re selling. Yes, I’m telling you you’re doing it wrong.
December 20, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Hey marketing people,
Telling me I’m doing it wrong is not going to get me to sign up for whatever you’re selling. Yes, I’m telling you you’re doing it wrong.
Telling me I’m doing it wrong is not going to get me to sign up for whatever you’re selling. Yes, I’m telling you you’re doing it wrong.
I Swear Some People Just Like To Make Things Harder On Themselves. Did You Know There Are People Who Capitalize Every Word They Type? (That Was Exhausting.)
December 16, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I Swear Some People Just Like To Make Things Harder On Themselves. Did You Know There Are People Who Capitalize Every Word They Type? (That Was Exhausting.)
Me: *Teaches complex operations in Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop*
Also me: How do I add a link to a multipage PDF?
Also me: How do I add a link to a multipage PDF?
December 10, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Me: *Teaches complex operations in Adobe Illustrator and Photoshop*
Also me: How do I add a link to a multipage PDF?
Also me: How do I add a link to a multipage PDF?
I need a new size category in bedding. We have twin, full, queen, king. I need “I sleep on a king size bed with a blanket hog but I still want to hold hands under the covers” size.
November 28, 2024 at 6:12 AM
I need a new size category in bedding. We have twin, full, queen, king. I need “I sleep on a king size bed with a blanket hog but I still want to hold hands under the covers” size.
A recipe site demanded I sign up for their newsletter before I could access their print page. The way I noped out of there so fast.
November 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
A recipe site demanded I sign up for their newsletter before I could access their print page. The way I noped out of there so fast.
My first post here was about 18 months ago. The next day, my husband got run over by a car and I forgot all about this app. This is my second post here. Last week, husband and I went to his very last (knock on wood) follow-up appointment!
November 21, 2024 at 4:50 AM
My first post here was about 18 months ago. The next day, my husband got run over by a car and I forgot all about this app. This is my second post here. Last week, husband and I went to his very last (knock on wood) follow-up appointment!
Husband built a cool thing to find my homies but they aren’t here 😭
This is what I'm using to find the Twitter/Mastodon follows that migrated over
https://skeet.labnotes.org/
https://skeet.labnotes.org/
May 3, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Husband built a cool thing to find my homies but they aren’t here 😭