Eric Larson
@zoedad.bsky.social
Displaced Californian, Connecticut yankee now. Retired PhD scientist, rescue dog dad, lifelong Democrat, facts over fiction, except in literature.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Respect the constitution?
We’re coming for you.
-Pam Bondi Patel
Polio rocks like
Avian flu in ducks
Eat more horse paste
Science’s a waste
-RFK, the Li’l
Read and write
No history here
Slavery ain’t nothing
Darkies should fear.
-Linda McMahon
Violets are blue
Respect the constitution?
We’re coming for you.
-Pam Bondi Patel
Polio rocks like
Avian flu in ducks
Eat more horse paste
Science’s a waste
-RFK, the Li’l
Read and write
No history here
Slavery ain’t nothing
Darkies should fear.
-Linda McMahon
February 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Respect the constitution?
We’re coming for you.
-Pam Bondi Patel
Polio rocks like
Avian flu in ducks
Eat more horse paste
Science’s a waste
-RFK, the Li’l
Read and write
No history here
Slavery ain’t nothing
Darkies should fear.
-Linda McMahon
Violets are blue
Respect the constitution?
We’re coming for you.
-Pam Bondi Patel
Polio rocks like
Avian flu in ducks
Eat more horse paste
Science’s a waste
-RFK, the Li’l
Read and write
No history here
Slavery ain’t nothing
Darkies should fear.
-Linda McMahon
Soooo, Elmo is now a historian, gender expert, fucking absent sperm donor father (no one would actually touch him). Checks out.
January 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Soooo, Elmo is now a historian, gender expert, fucking absent sperm donor father (no one would actually touch him). Checks out.
The America li’l RFK wants.
January 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The America li’l RFK wants.
Wednesday Addams backing up Kristi Noem, should she need to put a Democratic Senator down during her confirmation hearing.
January 17, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Wednesday Addams backing up Kristi Noem, should she need to put a Democratic Senator down during her confirmation hearing.
The eulogies for President Carter, posthumous from Gerald Ford and Walter Mondale, affirm him as a force for human rights, the environment, and social justice Carter was.
One quote from Mondale stands out “'We told the truth, obeyed the law and kept the peace'.”
RIP, Brother Jimmy.
One quote from Mondale stands out “'We told the truth, obeyed the law and kept the peace'.”
RIP, Brother Jimmy.
January 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The eulogies for President Carter, posthumous from Gerald Ford and Walter Mondale, affirm him as a force for human rights, the environment, and social justice Carter was.
One quote from Mondale stands out “'We told the truth, obeyed the law and kept the peace'.”
RIP, Brother Jimmy.
One quote from Mondale stands out “'We told the truth, obeyed the law and kept the peace'.”
RIP, Brother Jimmy.
The Dunning–Krugerrand effect is a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities and have a shit ton of cash.
January 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Dunning–Krugerrand effect is a cognitive bias in which people with limited competence in a particular domain overestimate their abilities and have a shit ton of cash.
Getting ready to smudge 2025 to clear out residues of 2024
January 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Getting ready to smudge 2025 to clear out residues of 2024
Brr. The frost is on everything. Bundle up, buttercup!
December 27, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Brr. The frost is on everything. Bundle up, buttercup!
For those of you who celebrate.
December 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
For those of you who celebrate.
However you celebrate the holidays, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Lohri, or just some well-earned days off, I wish you all the best as 2024 draws to a close. May 2025 treat us all better.
December 25, 2024 at 12:00 PM
However you celebrate the holidays, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, Lohri, or just some well-earned days off, I wish you all the best as 2024 draws to a close. May 2025 treat us all better.
Zoe wishes all of you and yours a happy Festivus. May the airing of grievances begin!
Zoe: Seriously, it’s 19°F outside. And you expect me to pee? Why, oh why, can’t you be a cat dad and get me a litter box?
Me: Grievance noted
Zoe: Seriously, it’s 19°F outside. And you expect me to pee? Why, oh why, can’t you be a cat dad and get me a litter box?
Me: Grievance noted
December 24, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Zoe wishes all of you and yours a happy Festivus. May the airing of grievances begin!
Zoe: Seriously, it’s 19°F outside. And you expect me to pee? Why, oh why, can’t you be a cat dad and get me a litter box?
Me: Grievance noted
Zoe: Seriously, it’s 19°F outside. And you expect me to pee? Why, oh why, can’t you be a cat dad and get me a litter box?
Me: Grievance noted
Not me! I’ve got 36h left.
December 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Not me! I’ve got 36h left.
Merry first day of winter to those who celebrate!
December 21, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Merry first day of winter to those who celebrate!
Dusting this off for you with kids who think the elf on the shelf is a wuss.
December 20, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Dusting this off for you with kids who think the elf on the shelf is a wuss.
Time to get up and make the dog go nuts!
December 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Time to get up and make the dog go nuts!
Remember the financial crisis of 2008? People saw savings and retirement accounts decimated. But wealthy traders made a shit ton of money shorting and buying distressed assets. Looks like President Musk has that in mind for the world economy now.
December 20, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Remember the financial crisis of 2008? People saw savings and retirement accounts decimated. But wealthy traders made a shit ton of money shorting and buying distressed assets. Looks like President Musk has that in mind for the world economy now.
And to all a good night.
December 20, 2024 at 1:40 AM
And to all a good night.
Impeach Elon Musk!
Oh, that’s right, he’s not an elected official.
Oh, that’s right, he’s not an elected official.
December 19, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Impeach Elon Musk!
Oh, that’s right, he’s not an elected official.
Oh, that’s right, he’s not an elected official.
Where’s Curly’s neighbor when you need him?
December 19, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Where’s Curly’s neighbor when you need him?
An Anchorage neighborhood moose finally got a job helping the USPS with holiday deliveries! Some thoughtful neighbors leave out treats for it as it makes the rounds.
December 15, 2024 at 12:52 PM
An Anchorage neighborhood moose finally got a job helping the USPS with holiday deliveries! Some thoughtful neighbors leave out treats for it as it makes the rounds.
Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate!
December 13, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Happy Friday the 13th to those who celebrate!
Trump’s pick to head Voice of America apparently declined, so he went to Kari Lake as a back up.
December 12, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Trump’s pick to head Voice of America apparently declined, so he went to Kari Lake as a back up.
