zneeley25.bsky.social
@zneeley25.bsky.social
Nelly talk, Kitty listen
November 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
imagine the ad meeting weighing successfully seo scrubbing for Epstein being the best and worst possible selling point for your reputation service
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
true or false, everybody has already decided which child is every parent's favorite, including the children
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
just gonna bide the time as god intended, looking at google images of Scott Glenn
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
“3 meals a day? You think you’re the king of France or something?”
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
when you’re right you’re right
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Dick LeBeau‘s stubborn ass caused so much tebow talk, I hated watching him play too man but you can’t call cover 0 in overtime
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
anybody hesitant to retaliate should imagine the reign of terror Trump would unleash if he got back into power a third time
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I saw your piece in the Guardian and figured that was the new job you’d mentioned but I guess you were just showing off
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
if only!
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
there are two basic rules of writing work(ish) emails:

-it pains the soul to reread them before sending, let them be done

-you must reread before sending
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
the nattily dressed author of famous books about the sea? ok, AI might have actually guessed right for once
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
wait, higher occurance of death than giving birth itself?
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I assume papers like NY Post have templates with "just like Iran", "just like Saudi Arabia", "just like under Stalin" ready to fill in
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
if you replace "sunlight" with "privacy", yes
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the librarians picked you!
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ALT: a gif that says make gifs at gifsoup.com at the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
it is! if I catch that I'm misspelling a word and delete a couple letters, it insists that I must be starting a new word smushed into that one and keep capitalizing in the middle of the word
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
look at all the wide that man has, respect
November 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
my dad used to have a copy of the bible translated into hippie jive, might be in there
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
without Tom Cruise hanging off the side?
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ohh shit, I gotta go pick them up
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
See children, I told you I was right!
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
of course that's the way AI actually manages to correctly impersonate human beings
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
you never get to lower your voice and do the "that guy" head tilt and nod online, takes away a lot of the fun
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM