jumping in the hyperbolic time chamber but just to stretch for a year
December 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
jumping in the hyperbolic time chamber but just to stretch for a year
gonna be real with you TikTok, I didn’t click on that
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 AM
gonna be real with you TikTok, I didn’t click on that
sailor moons or sailors moon
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
sailor moons or sailors moon
going to the gym with a roku remote and setting every tv to play episodes of the golden girls
November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
going to the gym with a roku remote and setting every tv to play episodes of the golden girls
having a three year old is so great. i love to fight over every fucking thing constantly
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
having a three year old is so great. i love to fight over every fucking thing constantly
watching fifteen windows open and close near instantly and pretending I didn't see it like a guard from an elder scrolls game "must be the wind"
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
watching fifteen windows open and close near instantly and pretending I didn't see it like a guard from an elder scrolls game "must be the wind"
“No one tells you how hard it is to go from this:” [video of a man with low body fat and big muscles working out at the gym] “to this:” [video of the same man outside running away while being stung mercilessly by a swarm of bees]
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
“No one tells you how hard it is to go from this:” [video of a man with low body fat and big muscles working out at the gym] “to this:” [video of the same man outside running away while being stung mercilessly by a swarm of bees]
emulating nintendo switch minecraft so I can play split screen on PC
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
emulating nintendo switch minecraft so I can play split screen on PC
asking the waiter at the Olive Garden to Super Size my order
October 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
asking the waiter at the Olive Garden to Super Size my order
[to the tune of Bidi Bidi Bom Bom] chicka chicka boom boom
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
[to the tune of Bidi Bidi Bom Bom] chicka chicka boom boom
Alexa, if you see me, kill me on sight
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Alexa, if you see me, kill me on sight
Treeks of H: Ascension
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Treeks of H: Ascension
swallowing a melatonin gummy like a pill cuz I already brushed my teeth
October 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
swallowing a melatonin gummy like a pill cuz I already brushed my teeth
podcast episode that sucks cuz the guest is too famous which makes the hosts too nervous to be funny
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
podcast episode that sucks cuz the guest is too famous which makes the hosts too nervous to be funny
got misty during the finale of K Pop Demon Hunters. pretty sure that means my mental health is doing really good
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
got misty during the finale of K Pop Demon Hunters. pretty sure that means my mental health is doing really good
using a post hole digger to give a small bird a proper burial
October 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
using a post hole digger to give a small bird a proper burial
under inflated tire all smooshed lookin’ like boobs spilling over an undersized bra
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
under inflated tire all smooshed lookin’ like boobs spilling over an undersized bra
58 billion monkeys jumping on the bed
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 PM
58 billion monkeys jumping on the bed
Princess Quest: Tears and the Kingdom
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Princess Quest: Tears and the Kingdom
who up dinging their bats
October 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
who up dinging their bats
clash royale with cheese
October 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
clash royale with cheese
feeling kinda sick. time to drink a V8 like it's a health potion
October 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
feeling kinda sick. time to drink a V8 like it's a health potion