zlowell.bsky.social
@zlowell.bsky.social
“Woo, Honey, I’m hot today!” <plunk>
January 20, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Or is it a Lego Gas Spore?
January 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
If I blunder, I smack the pieces to the floor and yell, “this game is stupid!” And then I stomp off like Jan Brady. Maybe you can add a button like that to your app. :-)
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Your E and F pawns are mislabeled.
January 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I hadn’t considered this. But doesn’t the Knight use the Z-axis when jumping over pieces?
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
So how many of y’all agreed, but then had to google the definition of “termagant”? Was it just me?
November 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Wounds
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I think the joke you are looking for is “Big Balls has descended.”
June 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
“…ünter der Alamo”!!
June 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Only two toys once a year? It’s a poor excuse to pick a man’s pocket every 25th of December! #visitedbythreeghosts
May 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
No! 1 light year =5.879 trillion miles!
February 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Stealth +9 !?! How could an enormous, bright gold dragon be stealthy? What are they quietly sneaking up on?!
January 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
For a moment, I thought this was a real op-ed.
December 30, 2024 at 11:59 PM