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ZL Johnson
@zljohnsonwrites.bsky.social
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😱 horror/fantasy writer
😴 tired Dad
🦥 avid procrastin (I'll finish this later)
Order A BLOODY DEAL, out 10/14.
https://linktr.ee/zljohnson
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A bit biased of me but I'd like to plug my own book, A Bloody Deal, for #dreadcember.

It's got:
🧛 caged vampires
🤝a deal to kidnap mobsters
👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩f/f romance
😩guilt complex
🙀a cat named Mr. Pawcy
👮a cop in hot pursuit

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A black red moon shines down on an empty street covered in puddles of blood with the words a bloody deal plastered over top
December 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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There Is No Anti-Memetics Division.

That's it. That's the skeet.
A book with the title there is no anti-memetics division by quantum. The cover shows a red sky at either Dawn or dusk. A Giants obelisk, black with splintering white through it, stands in a misty Forest
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Dale, a white man, asks his friend John, a Native American, if his people even celebrate Thanksgiving. John replies "We did. Once."
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Lest we forget, Spidey!
A picture of multiple magic the gathering decks with different Spider- men and venom.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Magic the gathering is doing their best to attract all of the generations. I wish I liked it
Magic the gathering final fantasy decks. The image is blue showing the text magic the gathering, final fantasy, the entire final fantasy saga is here. Available now Magic the gathering avatar The last Airbender. The image is of aang aang and his friends riding Appa over a lush jungle River The teenage mutant Ninja turtles jump over buildings and swing their weapons at the camera under a full moon A green background is pasted over with the words magic. The gathering, The Hobbit, go there and back again. Join Bilbo's adventure of a lifetime with dwarves to befriend, trolls to trick, elves to outwit, and songs to sing. There's gold or there's dragon's fire at the end, so enjoy the journey! Release date August 2026
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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I don't need anymore ttrpgs
I don't need anymore ttrpgs
I don't need anymore ttrpgs
I don't need anymore ttrpgs
I don't need anymore ttrpgs
I don't need anymore ttrpgs
I don't need anymo

Fuck
Godzilla is stomping his way into ttrpgs with three designers of Warhammer The picture shows Godzilla attacking a group of warriors and they look surprised
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula (sorry no fan art)
A stack of books with the title a bloody deal on them. Will reporter Grace betray all she holds dear in order to feed an insatiable vampire who calls himself Diavolo in exchange for answers?
October 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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My book is out today!

Woohoo!

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The book A Bloody Deal shown against the backdrop of a dark rainy night. A caption reads "this October find out why Grace only goes out at night". The book is out now. Link in bio
October 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Really starting to tire of the booster packs flooding the board game world. Is it a way to prop these companies up because of these horrible tariffs or is it the influence of Fortnite?
Asmodee's newest expansion for Lord of the Rings: Duel for middle earth called Allies will come in booster packs
October 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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New hotness* just dropped

*profile pic
Extremely handsome ZL Johnson leaning against a brick wall with beard, AKA push-up bra for men, wearing a jean jacket with hood and a shirt where death is holding a kitten, radiating pure attraction and eyebrow appeal
October 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Haven't bought comics in a long time. This was so cathartic for me.
Four single issue comics. Spider-Man 94, Batman number 1, absolute Wonder woman number one, absolute Green lantern number one. Spider-Man is in a black and white suit that we know as venom. Batman has the Batman symbol on a black background. Wonder woman is riding a skeletal horse and carrying a giant sword. Green lantern is flying through the ether being grabbed by a giant hand and glowing green with energy from her ring
September 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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45 days until my debut!

⁉️Exchange of bodies for answers to a mystery
🐀🐈Cat and mouse chase
🧛Vampire prison camp

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The book a bloody deal, shows a blood, red moon illuminating a dark Street in a vampiric prison camp splashed with puddles of blood
August 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Don't regret naming my little pet this for a second
A bean pet standing in an empty room with a sentence overhead saying, "Dat Ass needs help focusing"
August 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Terrified to do this. I made a thing!

This is my first book, A BLOODY DEAL.

Reporter Grace wants answers. Her source wants bodies.

🧛Vampires!
🐀🐈Cat and mouse chase!
🕵️‍♂️Organized crime!
🍪Hush puppies!

Out 10/17/25.
DRM free.
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#booksky
A cover of A Bloody Deal. A blood red moon basks a dark alley in light, reflecting a puddle of blood off the cobblestones. Dark homes surround the scene of absent violence. The words, A Vampire thriller, run along the bottom of the image
August 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Is this the darkest timeline?
A collectible mystery figure from the internet sensation skibidy toilet. At least it's on clearance
July 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I love reading to my kids. Even when they get into obsessed mode. The recent Spidey and His Amazing Friends tie in books felt weird though.

Both Spider-men changed their names to help young kids know which was which. Which is fine. But they don't call Miles his nickname, just Spidey.
A picture of Spidey, Ghost Spider and not Spin (Miles Morales's superhero nickname on the show). Spin is called Miles. The line in a book as all three Spider heroes swing away from a mother and child reads, "Changing into their Super Hero costumes, Spidey, Ghost Spider, and Miles get ready to swing into action."
July 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Started to learn ASL but it's slow going. Parenting, no one to sign with, the book I'm using is two-dimensional. But I found some videos from my library. Most are pretty helpful, but then there were a few odd ones...
A video titled current events in ASL, all about Trump. People look kind of angry on the cover. Not sure what it's about, but it's volume one The next movie is current events in ASL, gun violence And this is current events in ASL the college admissions scandal. Volume 2
July 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Zero time to play video games but I always think back to the absolute crazy assness of Earth Defense Force. Giant ants, giant hordes, and giant cheesy lines like, "Do you like death? Then die!!" It was always a good time
A group of four futuristic soldiers stand in front of a black ant that is three stories tall and about to eat them.
July 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Karen Joy Fowler knows what's up
The book Women Who Read Are Dangerous" with a foreword by Karen Joy Fowler. A woman in a fancy dress sits on a bench with a first under her chin. Hat and umbrella lay next to her on the bench
July 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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First hibiscus of the season
A vibrant red flower with large petals and a central ugh, not sure what the things in the middle is. Shaft? It's got a long stem things in the middle with yellow bits on it
July 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Found the book they based this on
George Orwell's Animal Farm
July 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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"Hey! You! Yes, you, the one we just airdropped onto a mountain of steaming shit! There's a cool rock down there! Yeah! Trust us, it's there!"
An email from the Social Security Administration saying, "The Social Security Administration (SSA) is celebrating the passage of the One Big, Beautiful Bill, a landmark piece of legislation that delivers long-awaited tax relief to millions of older Americans. The bill ensures that nearly 90% of Social Security beneficiaries will no longer pay federal income taxes on their benefits, providing meaningful and immediate relief to seniors who have spent a lifetime contributing to our nation's economy."
July 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Reading this book, Guards Guards, and...I need a minute
It was amazing, this mystic business. You tell them a lie, and then when you don't need it any more you tell them another lie and tell them they're progressing along the road to wisdom. Then instead of laughing they follow you even more, hoping that at the heart of all the lies they'll find the truth. And bit by bit they accept the unacceptable. Amazing.
June 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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What is this size chart
Pants sizes range from xs to 5xl. However, the waist sizes match to really long lengths. For example, a 36 inch waist and a 42 inch length. That's around 8 to 12 inches past most men's ankles
May 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Brother gifted me the greatest tote ever created
Grover from Sesame Street screaming you turned the page! The reverse side showing Grover screaming you turned another page!
May 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM