The Future
zlemz.bsky.social
The Future
@zlemz.bsky.social
Don't believe much
Pinned
Now I'm the future
Movie/album title: Overstimulated at the board brew
January 31, 2026 at 7:14 PM
eBay-ing for the first time and I set my fried motherboard laptop at 300 with minimum offer at 200. But then two people offered 200 and I realized I don't really want 200 so I raise to 400 minimum 250. But then someone offered 300 so I raised it to 500 and countered them at 400
a man is talking on a cell phone while holding a large stack of money on his head .
ALT: a man is talking on a cell phone while holding a large stack of money on his head .
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December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Like if buzzcut 2026
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Lowkenuienly has hit my lexicon
December 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Chat I genuinely don't think my body is built for this anymore.
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Vibecoding-holic who is against AI for writing and is not fully ready to address the hypocrisy in relying on it for silly Google app scripts projects (among other coding endeavors)
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The best part of the job is waiting to interview someone and hearing their conversation enter a 4th gear just as it seems like it's about to end
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I miss him.
IF THERE'S ONE THING ZAKLEMS DOES IT'S PRODUCE WHEN ASKED TO FUCKING PRODUCE RAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
a shot attempt off a cell biology pun
a group of basketball players are playing a game of basketball on a court in front of a crowd .
ALT: a group of basketball players are playing a game of basketball on a court in front of a crowd .
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November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have simply conquered anxiety so now when I have work to do and I'm burnt out I just exhibit depressive symptoms and lay in bed
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm blue
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Late night finds.

I didn't know I ever commented on anything ever
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Drove a bit too sleepy earlier and almost died 3 times

open.spotify.com/track/1e1JKL...
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Hanging with gavin the Gavin of all time that's twin fr @gubbly.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Gonna grill in the winter (details dropping next semester)
November 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Straight to 35 degrees no lube, I hate winter
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
In the past year I've had more damaging falls while sober than inebriated.

Related note: looked at my knee in the bathroom afterwards and a shocking amount of flesh was gone. Like not worrying but just slightly deeper than you'd think
November 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Just walked into my living room, hands behind my back, stared at the window and smiled.

They don't teach this joy in schools, this type of happiness only comes from patience and comeuppance.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Islam isn't a big part of my identity anymore but it's in there so I will be shedding Obama '08 caliber tears for 8 year old me when Zohran wins today
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reposted by The Future
he turns to me and says "I just tried to give you back shots with my mind" (TRUE STORY)
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Gaming with g gaming with g #gnubb
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm not watching Spartacus and I'm skipping that class today. It's too wet outside for this shit
October 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Final sky of the night:
New handle drop (paranoia set in)
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM