If you don't like fruit mince pies you are indeed a pervert

Shut up you utter nonce

*tenet

King areas. Massive congratulations to him for his effort

They've been glad handing the hoi polloi for hundreds of years and they're still out of touch. Now they can shut the fuck up and leave us alone

Ads is on to something

Do a bunch of gags about trans people and immigrants. Then if you suck you can claim to have been cancelled

8. Pretend to be a doctor

They can meet whomever they like - just not on their own doorstep. Imagining that political advertising "informs" the electorate is laughable.

Ideally printing leaflets and knocking on doors (as well as signage / newspaper & tv ads etc) would be prohibited. Each candidate gets 2 X pages to outline their pitch to voters and this is published as a booklet by your election regulator

This place just got better