Zev Karlin-Neumann
@zkarlinn.bsky.social
Writer of speeches and righter of wrongs. Now: Founder at JustWriteComms.com. Once: State Dept, DPC46, Pete For America, Sen. Kamala Harris, NSC44, @westwingwriters.bsky.social. Views and puns my own.
“They told us Putin would take all of Ukraine if we didn’t send weapons so we sent tons of weapons and he never even took all of Ukraine.”
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June 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“They told us Putin would take all of Ukraine if we didn’t send weapons so we sent tons of weapons and he never even took all of Ukraine.”
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Hell of a legacy.
May 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hell of a legacy.
OUT: Eating the cats and dogs
IN: Eating tariffs
IN: Eating tariffs
May 17, 2025 at 2:35 PM
OUT: Eating the cats and dogs
IN: Eating tariffs
IN: Eating tariffs
If they come for Bluey, enraged parents will make January 6th look like a picnic. For real life.
May 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
If they come for Bluey, enraged parents will make January 6th look like a picnic. For real life.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
May 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
Translation: Rubio has so completely sold his soul that they can count on him to continue debasing himself www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
May 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Translation: Rubio has so completely sold his soul that they can count on him to continue debasing himself www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
“I couldn’t help but wonder… Was I the only person in Washington Pete Hegseth *hadn’t* shared classified targeting data with?” www.nytimes.com/2025/04/20/u...
April 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“I couldn’t help but wonder… Was I the only person in Washington Pete Hegseth *hadn’t* shared classified targeting data with?” www.nytimes.com/2025/04/20/u...
Now we’re cooking with gas.
April 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Now we’re cooking with gas.
Presented without comment.
March 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Presented without comment.
A good way to support “warfighters” would be to not jeopardize their safety by carelessly sharing classified info 🤷♂️
March 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A good way to support “warfighters” would be to not jeopardize their safety by carelessly sharing classified info 🤷♂️
feeling cute, might delete later
March 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
feeling cute, might delete later
“Running headlong into the reality of governing” implies this crash is the product of inevitable forces.
This is one man’s choice to tank the economy.
This is one man’s choice to tank the economy.
March 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
“Running headlong into the reality of governing” implies this crash is the product of inevitable forces.
This is one man’s choice to tank the economy.
This is one man’s choice to tank the economy.
Some personal news, as they say...
In this incredibly challenging moment, I'm excited to launch justwritecomms.com to help some of our foremost leaders tell their stories and advance their agendas.
If you've got something to say that people should hear, let's chat!
In this incredibly challenging moment, I'm excited to launch justwritecomms.com to help some of our foremost leaders tell their stories and advance their agendas.
If you've got something to say that people should hear, let's chat!
March 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Some personal news, as they say...
In this incredibly challenging moment, I'm excited to launch justwritecomms.com to help some of our foremost leaders tell their stories and advance their agendas.
If you've got something to say that people should hear, let's chat!
In this incredibly challenging moment, I'm excited to launch justwritecomms.com to help some of our foremost leaders tell their stories and advance their agendas.
If you've got something to say that people should hear, let's chat!
It remains deeply infuriating that the man taking a meat axe to the federal government knows nothing about the dedicated public servants who work for it.
The idea that federal employees don’t check their email is ludicrous. Many have their two phones virtually surgically attached to their hands.
The idea that federal employees don’t check their email is ludicrous. Many have their two phones virtually surgically attached to their hands.
February 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It remains deeply infuriating that the man taking a meat axe to the federal government knows nothing about the dedicated public servants who work for it.
The idea that federal employees don’t check their email is ludicrous. Many have their two phones virtually surgically attached to their hands.
The idea that federal employees don’t check their email is ludicrous. Many have their two phones virtually surgically attached to their hands.
ADMIN YESTERDAY: “Precision is the priority.”
ADMIN TODAY: “What if we fired any of the 2 million federal workers who don’t respond to an email??”
ADMIN TODAY: “What if we fired any of the 2 million federal workers who don’t respond to an email??”
February 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
ADMIN YESTERDAY: “Precision is the priority.”
ADMIN TODAY: “What if we fired any of the 2 million federal workers who don’t respond to an email??”
ADMIN TODAY: “What if we fired any of the 2 million federal workers who don’t respond to an email??”
JD LAST WEEK: USG should rehire the “normalize Indian hate” kid
JD TODAY:
JD TODAY:
February 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
JD LAST WEEK: USG should rehire the “normalize Indian hate” kid
JD TODAY:
JD TODAY:
Because nothing says “democracy” like an unelected billionaire arbitrarily gutting services millions of people rely on
February 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Because nothing says “democracy” like an unelected billionaire arbitrarily gutting services millions of people rely on
Liberal snowflakes
January 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Liberal snowflakes
One of my favorite Carter anecdotes
December 30, 2024 at 11:47 AM
One of my favorite Carter anecdotes
WJC presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter in 1999:
December 29, 2024 at 9:57 PM
WJC presenting the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter in 1999: