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Zach Smith
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Dad. Hunter. Fermentationist Extraordinaire. “Sales Specialist” - HuffPo http://JDRF.ORG
And just like his blitzes, this news may take a while to reach him.
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
“Cuz I’m Mister Brighhhhtsiiiiiide….”
November 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Made 13 pounds of wild game sausage tonight. 6 pounds of merguez for the smoker tomorrow morning, and 7 pounds of sweet italian. Not bad.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Creamed chipped beef from Yoder’s buffet. Best before 7am, and on the buttery home fries and onions instead of toast.
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Aside from my wife texting me our daughter’s Q1 report card with straight A’s, best text I’ve gotten all day.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Approaching deer number 20 in my adult-onset hunting career
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
October 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
October 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
September 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fire Franklin.
September 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I…feel so, so old…
August 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Overnight for work and finishing a late dinner. They have Polo on, and I might be here a while now lol. I didn’t even know this was ever put on tv lol
July 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Guys god damn if you aren’t watching #SouthPark… holy shit 😂😂😂☠️
July 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
*At the end of the Weds practice round, finally meets a pro golfer, gets a pic and signature*

*Wyndham Clark misses the cut and destroys a couple 100yo lockers in the clubhouse like a douche canoe.*

Amazing, really.
June 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I mean…
June 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Solid day so far at the #USOpen
June 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just finished 18 holes at the Penn State Blue Course in insane conditions. Fucking wild. Horrible front half but I only shot PLUS ONE on the back nine. LFGGGGGG
May 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me in 2029:
May 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
May 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
We are fucking doomed, aren’t we?
May 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Pour one out for the Gilgamek Catholics
May 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Lollllllllll
April 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
April 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Top 10 recurring bit on SNL
March 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM