And most of them assumed when they were “hunting” that was a euphemism and were surprised it wasn’t

When they met back up with the boys Vic said to Gale, “did you know Vanya and Astarion were *actually hunting?*”

Basically Vanya said if they were cured at the crèche she had two plans: (1) find out who she really is, and (2) kill Cazador if Astarion cannot, and then mid-sentence was like “oh, it’s because I’m in love with him.”

Everyone knew they were boinking bc they were Not Subtle about it

Tbh Strahd probably has no idea who this new-money upstart even is

Like it’s fully understandable but also my version of Ascended Astarion is secretly a total weenie which is why he has his family do everything for him

She really needs to be careful what kinds of blood she drinks before bed

And trying to get the blood off her dress. They both agreed on this story: Vanya and Astarion were hunting together, Alfira found out Astarion was a vampire, and she ran away

Ophelia was drawn to necromancy in school bc she wanted to better understand her heritage as a dhampir, a bhaalspawn, AND the daughter of the first Vampire Ascendant

Vesuvio turned to Shar after Prospero died bc he knew too much about the circumstances of his death (and about the palace’s previous occupants) so he needed those memories wiped to save his own ass. He didn’t want to risk that knowledge getting out and facing the same fate

Vesuvio is mostly having a silly goofy time on YouTube and Insta

Oh yeah, and he’d be on twt, Instagram, YouTube, and Tiktok

His frat bro days were even worse