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@zitatron-9000.bsky.social
🔞MDNI🔞

1994 - she/her (but you may refer to me as "my lord")

Woman liker, top wannabe, girl failure

pfp is Dani Divine

Pls don't ask about the 12th of June, 1678. I just can't... It wasn't my finest moment.

Trans goblin mech smut is my Bibel
Biomechanical mechs that are not assembled but grown. Which means somewhere hidden there is a gigantic mech brood mother.

(and a brave young pilot who decides to tap that even if it kills her)
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Time to lock the fuck in 😈
note to self don't say "time to lock in" around chastity ppl
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Fun fact: the ratio between feet size and gock size of clown girls is reversed
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Me, awakening from my divine trance:

Clowngirl feet in stirrups
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Miku Miku
...
*inhale*
...
BEEEEEAAAAAMMMM!!!
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Me, awakening from my divine trance:

Clowngirl feet in stirrups
November 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Hear me out: Lesbian Paul Bunyon retellings. 7' tall super strong lumberjack woman goes from town to town, logging camp to logging camp. Along the way she meets many women and gets into many bar fights.
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Bimbo in a golden bikini at a golden party idk

As I was making this I was thinking this one kinda have @omystephanie.bsky.social vibes. What do y'all think?
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Bonus points if the preggo original wasn't able to get pregnant so on top of not realising they are pregnant they are also not realising that it's even possible.
Preggos not realizing they're expecting and wondering why their chest feels swollen/sensitive or their tummies bloated makes the brain go HHHHHGHH
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい見たい 👁️
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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e̶v̶i̶l̶ awesome intimidating horse (and sally)

@keij.bsky.social :D
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If AI is really going to be everywhere now, why don't we replace big tech CEOs too with ai. I mean, most if the money goes there isn't it? Imagine how much money you could save by replacing them with humble ai systems.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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jennifer's body is what you eat at the yuri church instead of the body of christ
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Based in my extensive (2min) research, Himedere and Deredere girls would make perfect couples.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Based in my extensive (2min) research, Himedere and Deredere girls would make perfect couples.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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idk
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
idk
November 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
If... dogs pee on stuff to mark their territory...

Should you let puppygirls pee on stuff,... or are *you* supposed to pee *on* the puppygirl to make it understand where/to whom it belongs to.
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Trying some pixel art app
November 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
There are a lot of digital media that help women realise they are indeed women.

Should we call those media... e-strogen? Like... short for electronic estrogen. Similar to like e-girl and stuff...

Is this dumb? Yeah this is dumb. Sorry, last braincells is dying again.
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
*reblogs*
*dies*
...

10/10 would reblog again
🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
jennifer's body is what you eat at the yuri church instead of the body of christ
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Adam Sandler mechsploitation romcom when
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM