Verhoeven's like: yeah, that's fine
October 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Verhoeven's like: yeah, that's fine
and you're just gonna try to debunk it with some weak "if people came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" type shit
April 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
and you're just gonna try to debunk it with some weak "if people came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" type shit
I like when hoover cries for the doctors and dentists that crash their planes
March 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I like when hoover cries for the doctors and dentists that crash their planes
when we were dunking on them for just finding out about the odyssey we missed that they probably just found out about poems, too
December 31, 2024 at 6:51 PM
when we were dunking on them for just finding out about the odyssey we missed that they probably just found out about poems, too
Fuck. I forgot you were here. Why?
January 13, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Fuck. I forgot you were here. Why?
The last time I got a summons, I put it on the fridge and then just completely forgot to call. I wonder if there’s a warrant out for me or something.
November 28, 2023 at 9:13 PM
The last time I got a summons, I put it on the fridge and then just completely forgot to call. I wonder if there’s a warrant out for me or something.
But the only threat they pose is as a choking hazard.
November 28, 2023 at 9:11 PM
But the only threat they pose is as a choking hazard.
Aside from catching a fraudster, was there something he actually wanted?
November 27, 2023 at 10:05 PM
Aside from catching a fraudster, was there something he actually wanted?
That doesn't work here, bitch. Get fucked.
November 27, 2023 at 4:23 AM
That doesn't work here, bitch. Get fucked.
My HOA president doesn't know he's waving old glory from a GIRL's flagpole.
October 2, 2023 at 5:53 AM
My HOA president doesn't know he's waving old glory from a GIRL's flagpole.
*poking you in the eyes so you know I'm your dad*
September 30, 2023 at 5:14 AM
*poking you in the eyes so you know I'm your dad*