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zippuli
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reincarnated.

perth western australia.
rofl
#Newspoll 58-42 to ALP (yep)

ALP 36 L-NP 24 Green 13 ON 15 IND/other 12

Albanese net 0 (haha) (47-47)
Ley net -29 (26-55)
Better PM (favours incumbents) Albanese leads 54-27.
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
apparently i shouldn’t wear hotel slippers because ‘some weird man may have cum in them’
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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P U R E
C O P I U M
D R E A M S
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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C O P I U M
F U M E S
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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"Centrifugal motion. Perpetual bliss. The thrill of the moment. Unstoppable. In technical terms, it is “non-agonistic interaction involving directed, intraspecific, oral-oral contact with some movement of the lips/mouthparts and no food transfer.”"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/s...
Kissing Has Existed for at Least 16 Million Years, Scientists Say
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
it could be worse.

we could be in drip, drip, drip america.
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
when a double-espresso is served and the cup is almost full, you know it’s going be shite.
You like it super ristretto?

Short and bitter?
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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"An mRNA based flu vaccine is 34.5% more effective against influenza-like illness compared to current flu vaccines. The study included over 18,000 people, half of whom were given the mRNA vaccine and half of whom were given a conventional flu vaccine."
www.scimex.org/newsfeed/exp...
EXPERT REACTION: mRNA flu vaccine is up to 34.5% more effective than c
EXPERT REACTION: mRNA flu vaccine is up to 34.5% more effective than current flu vaccines An mRNA based flu vaccine, which has been developed by Pfizer, is 34.5% more effective against inf
www.scimex.org
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
only italians can make coffee.

the others, they try, but just can’t pull it off.

i’ve had fuel station coffee ☕️ in italy that’s better than anything ive tried outside italy.
small french bistro style joint for breakfast.

seasonal greens & poached egg.

superb.

double espresso - they try, but just can’t cut it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
small french bistro style joint for breakfast.

seasonal greens & poached egg.

superb.

double espresso - they try, but just can’t cut it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Wanker lasagna anyone ?

#EatWog #RateMyWogFood
Deconstructed wanker lasagna. With a basil pesto. It was really tasty, will cook something like it again.

Had it with a prosecco just to add more essence of wanker. And a sourdough baguette for a capital W.
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Any harmonica players out there? Trumpet playing son wants to learn harmonica, should I get him a Bb harmonica? Or start with a C?
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
just binged ‘Adolescence’.

extraordinary piece of work.

truly.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
fucking Northern Island.

la sistema kicks in.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
the only reason to have children is the priority boarding.

why they get the privilege i’ve never understood.

noisy little cunts.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
please let it be North Macedonia to do it again.
a woman wearing glasses and a suit is making a please sign .
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a suit is making a please sign .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
kinda hilarious
ChatGPT in a robot does exactly what experts warned
YouTube video by InsideAI
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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straight up evil motherfuckers
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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" first death linked to a severe meat allergy caused by a tick bite. The man, who died in 2024 after eating a burger, had alpha-gal syndrome, a disease triggered by tick bites→ develop anaphylactic reactions to red meat and other animal-based products."
www.scientificamerican.com/article/man-...
Man With Tick-Borne Meat Allergy Dies after Eating Burger
Lone star tick bites are the most common cause of alpha-gal syndrome, which causes severe allergic reactions to red meat
www.scientificamerican.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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"Canada has lost its measles-free status following a year of ongoing measles transmission.
The Americas became the first region in the world to be declared free of the disease in 2016, following a 22-year regional campaign."
www.scientificamerican.com/article/cana...
The Americas Are No Longer Officially Measles-Free
Canada lost its official measles elimination status after a year of continuous transmission
www.scientificamerican.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The stickers on apples are so unnecessary.

Now, when i buy apples, i peel the fuckers off & stick them on other apples before bagging.
November 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I’ve never been an adulterer.
Never cheated.

But I imagine the guilt feels like seeing a different GP after 30 years with your regular one.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Calabria, al centro della Magna Grecia....
#ancient #archeology #art #heritage
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
we need a royal commission into the price of blueberries.

#FirstWorldProblems
November 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM