Karl
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Karl
@zippkode.bsky.social
Especially if we get Mandy Patinkin in there. That might fix me.
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
That feels like a real monkey paw situation. As long as there is money in good grades, people will cheat to get them. And we might get to the point where the isn't, but I'm not sure we'll like that either.
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
As Mike McDaniel would probably say: end of the year means we're one year closer to the heat death of the universe. Lucky.
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Excuse me. I don't need Drake to de-noggin me. I'm too old for him anyway.
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Pig chips: now made with cow tools
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"This is top of the pops" you've got adult listeners who weren't alive when that show went off the air. Top of the Pops ending is halfway between George Michael's "Faith" and the present.

We're old, is what I'm saying.
December 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I wish I had said publicly what I said privately: the self-immolation is, if not the goal, a very acceptable outcome. Erasing the credibility of a major news outlet is perfectly fine to a certain kind of monster.
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Who knew that "that's a brickin'" meant "I'm going to brick your heart"
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Can I see it?
December 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I remember when there was some hope that we were going to get Logan Paul fighting Antonio Brown. We need more real life Alien vs Predator situations.
December 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't love that they're not even pretending that it's a real fight, but I would die if I even thought about attempting this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G02R...
Logan Paul and Ricochet's unbelievable mid-air collision: WWE Royal Rumble 2023 highlights
YouTube video by WWE
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Do you do defamation defense too? George Santos is running around threatening to sue people for repeating the claims in this article. He won't, I suspect, but in case.

www.npr.org/2023/01/22/1...
His dog was dying, and he needed help. He says he ended up swindled by George Santos
Rich Osthoff told NPR that Santos — who went by Anthony Devolder — set up a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the veteran's dog in 2016. Santos never delivered the cash. The dog died months later.
www.npr.org
December 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
We're at the threshold of hell. (Jets/Saints and Chiefs/Titans on the same day)
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I swear to God this thread is going to make me start selling TurboForce.
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You may have seen zombie movies, but have you seen one where there's a fully nude berserker zombie with a giant, swinging hog? That's worth a point or two right there.

Also at this rate you're going to need a handicap for Andy. Give that man a bonus fifth pick.
December 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The man is too thirsty for attention. He's going to start a podcast with Kyrie Irving named "None Dare Ball It Conspiracy." Gary Allen is dead, Bill Cooper is dead, but Alex Jones is alive and might be looking for a job soon.
December 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Some people are just too tall.
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ironically, it would make perfect sense for almost all of human history. The son-in-law of the elderly king is given a position of great power? Makes sense.
December 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My eternal prediction.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJP1...
Savatage - Doesn't Matter Anyway
YouTube video by SouthSideOfTheSky - George C.
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He's going to start breaking out the long song titles.
“The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage” is about db's jamming your guys at the line.
December 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If the Colts somehow make the playoffs (large if), what are the odds Brady comes back to stop Rivers from being the last old man?
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
At least it's a two-week round so she can come back next week.

And yes, we're playing week 18 for the finals. We sent the pitchforks and torches to the commissioner's house, but he gave us brisket and we forgot what we were there for.
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I learned from the Portal starter set, which was packaged with the decks stacked for a full first game with explanations. Seemed good when I was 7. These days, I think Jumpstart seems like a fun place to start, but I have nothing to support that.
December 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me." She came out and admitted it!
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM