—RESULT—

MY HENCHMEN HAVE SUCCESSFULLY [ERR0R] TOP 3 IN TODAYS EVENT.FILE: TRITON_CUP_114 CLAIMING THE LIVES OFF THE SUPERIOR FILES ABOVE.

WHILE MY MINIONS COULD NOT SECURE THE VICTORY, I WILL [REDACTED] AND THEY WILL COME BACK STRONGER NEXT TIME.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

—RESULT—

MY *MINIONS* ACHIEVED 🥉 IN TODAYS EVENT.DOCX: TOURNAMENT.PADDLING_POOL_341

NEXT WEEK MY *MINIONS* WILL [REdACTEd] THE ENEMY FILES AND COME OUT ABOVE SO I CAN FINALLY [ERROR_30003. MESSAGE NOT DELIVERED]

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA-

- -RESULT- -

ZIPCAT HAS SUCCESSFULLY [ERADICATED] OUR ENEMIES IN TODAY’S EVENT.FILE: TOURNAMENT.SHRIMP_OF_THE_DAY SECURING 🥇

Tame - crabbag’ing
Frook - mains vslosh and order slosh
NomNom - first time assblast
Elibvn - last time edit
Ali - last game wonder

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Zipcat Team Montage by @23raze.bsky.social!]

FOUND IN MY FILES... IS THIS A PRANK?

"Check out the full version on YouTube! 🔗 👇"

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

ERROR 3120:

UNAUTHORIZED [HACKERS] DETECTED WITHIN [ZIPCAT]. EXTERMINATE IMMEDIATELY IF [HACKERS] SERVE NO VALUABLE PURPOSE TO ME! : )

SCANNING FOR NEW FILES...

AGGRO_PLAYER NomNom
AGGRO_PLAYER Frook
SUPPORT_PLAYER Tame
ANCHOR_ PLAYER Eli