They're probably there at the Cubs' request since the owners are massive trump donors and supporters. Fuck the Ricketts and fuck the Cubs.

No not on my back, that's wasteful 😭

Hey if you're not using that right now, can I borrow it? I don't need it for super long and am happy to come pick it up. Thanks!

In response to the surging fascism democrats have not been idle! Keep an eye out, they've almost finished composing a text asking you for $5.

Whenever you want bb 😘

I hope BRUT means Bring Ricky Uncut Thickness

Less obvious than you'd think considering how the default US look for news anchors is already in the uncanny valley

really seals in the freshness

I wanna hold it's hand while we go to the zoo and look at the gorillas then maybe get some tacos and sit on the beach watching the sunset together. We'd talk hopes and dreams; fantasize about buying a boat and sailing off into the distance listening to tracy Chapman...then it cums in my mouth