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hazel
@zipbomb.download
· Nov 18
let's be mutuals!! i like:
🌻 sitting on my Ass, doing nothing
🌼 drinking lipton ice.....
🌷 joining twitch chats and saying "i speedrun this btw my time is 1hr 5min"
🌻 pizza with sauce On It
🌼 leasing a new car and totaling it against an oak tree
🌷 new super mario bros wii (yahoo
🌻 shapes
#promosky
🌻 sitting on my Ass, doing nothing
🌼 drinking lipton ice.....
🌷 joining twitch chats and saying "i speedrun this btw my time is 1hr 5min"
🌻 pizza with sauce On It
🌼 leasing a new car and totaling it against an oak tree
🌷 new super mario bros wii (yahoo
🌻 shapes
#promosky
Bomberman Hero: Redial REMIX | Halzyn
YouTube video by Halzyn
www.youtube.com
June 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
being really into kaizo ironmon is like being helplessly addicted to stubbing your toe
May 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
being really into kaizo ironmon is like being helplessly addicted to stubbing your toe
oh yea i made a super metroid remix !!! i should probably post these things on socials www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZssE...
Super Metroid: Brinstar ~ Red Soil REMIX | DJ Galax
YouTube video by Halzyn
www.youtube.com
May 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
oh yea i made a super metroid remix !!! i should probably post these things on socials www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZssE...
jeff laundry is Washed lol.
March 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
jeff laundry is Washed lol.
the virgin meat eater vs the chad chloroplast user
March 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the virgin meat eater vs the chad chloroplast user
i typically dont care much for nintendo directs anymore, but new rhythm heaven and tomodachi life games inject pure bliss into my soul
March 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i typically dont care much for nintendo directs anymore, but new rhythm heaven and tomodachi life games inject pure bliss into my soul
can we start doing something about the whole "i don't recall" defense? obviously it's a lie but let's take their word at face value and deem them not only unfit to testify but unfit to do their whole ass jobs and fire them because they lack the important skill of remembering what just happened
March 27, 2025 at 9:06 AM
can we start doing something about the whole "i don't recall" defense? obviously it's a lie but let's take their word at face value and deem them not only unfit to testify but unfit to do their whole ass jobs and fire them because they lack the important skill of remembering what just happened
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Mario Takes a Seat
March 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Mario Takes a Seat
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Being invited to the Signal war planning group chat but mistaking it for a birthday party planning group chat and asking how many cakes to bring to the “party”. Government officials assume you’re talking in code
March 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Being invited to the Signal war planning group chat but mistaking it for a birthday party planning group chat and asking how many cakes to bring to the “party”. Government officials assume you’re talking in code
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"Come closer. I don't bite! :)" why would he say that if he does not bite. this guy bites or it wouldn't even come up. hes a biter he's going to bite me Part of the biter's guild confirmed
March 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Come closer. I don't bite! :)" why would he say that if he does not bite. this guy bites or it wouldn't even come up. hes a biter he's going to bite me Part of the biter's guild confirmed
wednesday is the worst fucking day to have to come into the office. but to be fair, it shares that position with monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday
March 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
wednesday is the worst fucking day to have to come into the office. but to be fair, it shares that position with monday, tuesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday
not doing anything today. just looking at my files
March 19, 2025 at 10:16 AM
not doing anything today. just looking at my files
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Bored at the office? Yell "GAS LEAK!!" Guaranteed results!
March 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Bored at the office? Yell "GAS LEAK!!" Guaranteed results!
why is zelenskyy catching flak for not wearing a suit to the oval office when musky boy walks in there like he's going to present the new epic xbox game at e3
February 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
why is zelenskyy catching flak for not wearing a suit to the oval office when musky boy walks in there like he's going to present the new epic xbox game at e3
i think we should all start out-trading crypto bros to steal money from racists
February 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i think we should all start out-trading crypto bros to steal money from racists
why can youtube downloads expire. my video files are not like food sitting out in the open. Fuck You
February 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
why can youtube downloads expire. my video files are not like food sitting out in the open. Fuck You
switching between Microsoft Word & Excel like there's no tomorrow, pretending to be more productive than bill gates himself. wow what a life
February 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
switching between Microsoft Word & Excel like there's no tomorrow, pretending to be more productive than bill gates himself. wow what a life
im working from home today i have woke mind virus
January 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
im working from home today i have woke mind virus