i love enabling people into buying things they want 😎✌️

i think you’re now obligated to get a small plastic mackerel to go with him

still an absolute treat though. just makes it a little more special, a little more my own

alas, age affects us all 😔 im sure the combo of rough flights + time + being held in a ziplock bag did no favors to it. still, bit sad it cracked so fast after making it back

intentionally starting a house fire so this lion man can save me (i turned the burner on and called emergency services)

my favorite memory of going to a transformers convention was buying wildguardy before pre-registration and literally shoving him into people’s hands like ‘play with this. you will like and enjoy it. you will need this.’ and it always worked

dm-ing you about these handsome guys

hol up…..these look incredible 👀

One babbyiron sashimi being served as we speak!

babyiron…..grabbing him with chopsticks

missing tfcon real….good lio convoys

viking berry is the same but the angel is a dilf