We do NOT want them in Tennessee

Paper menus barely use that much paper! A few pages per menu. And some restaurants will put labels over their current menus for updates

My Gen z coworker asked if I had ever vaped and I said "I don't do nicotine but if I did I'd smoke a REAL GOD DAMN CIGARETTE LIKE A TRUE AMERICAN" idk what came over me I just responded that way 😭 so mine is, if you're going to smoke nicotine just smoke a cigarette none of these new robot dick.

Update the cricket is now in the middle of my floor slowly dying and I actually feel pretty devastated about it. Got emotionally attached to the lil guy.

"therapy but nothing serious" Jesus Christ

When you first told me where you got hired I'm not gonna lie I thought "oh no, they won't stand a chance against the Godzilla merch"

"I think homeschooling is good because of bullying"
You're never gonna believe what I endured at (some) ballet studios as a child

PLEASE