Bish
@zilebish.bsky.social
Writer/Director
CMU BFA in Directing 🎥 Second City Film School 🎬Single Bird Mom 🦜
CMU BFA in Directing 🎥 Second City Film School 🎬Single Bird Mom 🦜
"I reshared the meme you sent me to my friend group" is my love language.
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"I reshared the meme you sent me to my friend group" is my love language.
This country ran better when the lizard people were running it.
October 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This country ran better when the lizard people were running it.
It's giving Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, but instead of an albatross I'm lugging around old hard drives for college. I can't get rid of them because what if I need to pull out that one paper I wrote for movement history sophomore year?
September 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It's giving Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, but instead of an albatross I'm lugging around old hard drives for college. I can't get rid of them because what if I need to pull out that one paper I wrote for movement history sophomore year?
When filling out the form to replace my lost credit card, it asked me:
Where did you lose it? Choose from the options below.
.....honey if I knew, we wouldn't be here.
Where did you lose it? Choose from the options below.
.....honey if I knew, we wouldn't be here.
September 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When filling out the form to replace my lost credit card, it asked me:
Where did you lose it? Choose from the options below.
.....honey if I knew, we wouldn't be here.
Where did you lose it? Choose from the options below.
.....honey if I knew, we wouldn't be here.
When I was in middle school, I was so enamored with LOTR memes that I printed them out, put them in a binder took them to class to show my friends. I had to create physical media to share memes. This is my version of walking barefoot in the snow to school.
September 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When I was in middle school, I was so enamored with LOTR memes that I printed them out, put them in a binder took them to class to show my friends. I had to create physical media to share memes. This is my version of walking barefoot in the snow to school.
Mama Mia sequels are going to run out of ABBA music and have to start pulling from the musical Chess.
September 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Mama Mia sequels are going to run out of ABBA music and have to start pulling from the musical Chess.
A woman who's been so gaslit by doctors, she's turning into a demon and thinks it's normal:
"wow my eyes are red, I should drink more water."
"I have an unquenchable list for the abyss...must be getting my period!"
"wow my eyes are red, I should drink more water."
"I have an unquenchable list for the abyss...must be getting my period!"
July 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A woman who's been so gaslit by doctors, she's turning into a demon and thinks it's normal:
"wow my eyes are red, I should drink more water."
"I have an unquenchable list for the abyss...must be getting my period!"
"wow my eyes are red, I should drink more water."
"I have an unquenchable list for the abyss...must be getting my period!"
My world's on fire too, Smash Mouth, thank you for asking.....
...wait that's the way you like it?!?
...wait that's the way you like it?!?
June 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
My world's on fire too, Smash Mouth, thank you for asking.....
...wait that's the way you like it?!?
...wait that's the way you like it?!?
Me taking a nap: well I'm so awake, I couldn't possibly fall zzzzzzzzz
Me trying to fall asleep: so tired, can barely keep my eyes open, I'll sleep now........yes now sleep.......any minute now......................*sigh* why God?
Me trying to fall asleep: so tired, can barely keep my eyes open, I'll sleep now........yes now sleep.......any minute now......................*sigh* why God?
June 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Me taking a nap: well I'm so awake, I couldn't possibly fall zzzzzzzzz
Me trying to fall asleep: so tired, can barely keep my eyes open, I'll sleep now........yes now sleep.......any minute now......................*sigh* why God?
Me trying to fall asleep: so tired, can barely keep my eyes open, I'll sleep now........yes now sleep.......any minute now......................*sigh* why God?
Customer: is that a record player from the 50s?
Me: no it's a reproduction from the 90s
Customer: no, I'm from the 50s. I would know. It's 50s
Me: .....it has a CD drive
Me: no it's a reproduction from the 90s
Customer: no, I'm from the 50s. I would know. It's 50s
Me: .....it has a CD drive
June 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Customer: is that a record player from the 50s?
Me: no it's a reproduction from the 90s
Customer: no, I'm from the 50s. I would know. It's 50s
Me: .....it has a CD drive
Me: no it's a reproduction from the 90s
Customer: no, I'm from the 50s. I would know. It's 50s
Me: .....it has a CD drive
Sneezing when you're sick is so funny. Your immune system is like, "hey, have we tried just throwing the germs out of the body? Maybe that will work."
April 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Sneezing when you're sick is so funny. Your immune system is like, "hey, have we tried just throwing the germs out of the body? Maybe that will work."
Being a veterinarian must be so fun bc you get to say things like "okay so have you, Nugget, and French Fry coming in tomorrow. I also wanted to see how Quarter-Pounder-with-Cheese was adjusting to the new meds?"
April 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Being a veterinarian must be so fun bc you get to say things like "okay so have you, Nugget, and French Fry coming in tomorrow. I also wanted to see how Quarter-Pounder-with-Cheese was adjusting to the new meds?"
I now know how the Sims feel when a bored 12 year old sets them on fire.
April 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I now know how the Sims feel when a bored 12 year old sets them on fire.
They're trying to cut funding for PBS?? Please don't! I'm begging, I have no other gift ideas for my dad, I need to keep those Ken Burns DVD box sets coming.
March 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
They're trying to cut funding for PBS?? Please don't! I'm begging, I have no other gift ideas for my dad, I need to keep those Ken Burns DVD box sets coming.
Me: this back pain is searing, better stretch.
*Stretches*
Me: aw yes, fantastic. The back pain is still there and now all my other muscles are sore as well. Wonderful.
*Stretches*
Me: aw yes, fantastic. The back pain is still there and now all my other muscles are sore as well. Wonderful.
March 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Me: this back pain is searing, better stretch.
*Stretches*
Me: aw yes, fantastic. The back pain is still there and now all my other muscles are sore as well. Wonderful.
*Stretches*
Me: aw yes, fantastic. The back pain is still there and now all my other muscles are sore as well. Wonderful.
Would TV shows and movies mind not putting in second-hand embarrassment right now? I just have a lot going on. Thanks.
March 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Would TV shows and movies mind not putting in second-hand embarrassment right now? I just have a lot going on. Thanks.
Fitness ads are always like "DO YOU WANT ROCK HARD ABS??? BEST BOD, BEACH READY, BIKINI TIME?!?"
and I'm like "no, I just want to stop pulling muscles when I sneeze."
and I'm like "no, I just want to stop pulling muscles when I sneeze."
March 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Fitness ads are always like "DO YOU WANT ROCK HARD ABS??? BEST BOD, BEACH READY, BIKINI TIME?!?"
and I'm like "no, I just want to stop pulling muscles when I sneeze."
and I'm like "no, I just want to stop pulling muscles when I sneeze."
In honor of International Women's Day, we are going to lose one hour. They can't earn as much as a male day.
March 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
In honor of International Women's Day, we are going to lose one hour. They can't earn as much as a male day.