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Zilch Woofs
@zilchwoofs.bsky.social
Some Asian American wolf from the Internet.
🔞 +18 only. I'm a grown ass dude with NSFW tendencies.
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/zilchwoofs
@ZilchWoofs on Telegram
Formerly known as Schizo Wolf.
I saw someone describe Pawbert simps as Lynxcels, and it's been living in my mind rent-free for the last week.
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Hell yeah!
November 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Alright, line up boys.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Me, when I see a very daddy type character:
"So... what kind of watch does he wear?"
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If they don't draw him as a morose lanky fuck, then I don't want it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I saw an infographic that explained the difference between a joke/prank/lie/gaslight/etc earlier this month, and I can't seem to find it again.
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me, preparing my wishlist for gift season: "Oh cool let me just pop this in the cart and buy it for myself"
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thinking about doing a linocut print for my end of year cards.

Any moots who want one should message me aaaaa
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reposted by Zilch Woofs
BIG BAD WOLF #4
OOAK handmade art doll
#artdoll
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Man... thinking about a certain IRC channel I used to frequent and how a surprising amount of the folks in it took a very specific set of paths in life.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
this is where I post from if you even care
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Oh yeah, who's going to PawCon later this week?
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Yesterday I went to ALDI and bought three packs of different flavor cat treats (chicken, salmon, and mixed seafood) and a can of soda.
The cashier asked me which flavor was my favorite, so I gave them a super confused look and said it was for the cat.
Apparently they were asking about the soda?
October 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Early this morning while I was still prepping my coffee, I could hear someone in the neighborhood absolutely BLASTING the Macarena.
October 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A vore x-ray shot but it's just the Nutty Putty incident
October 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The design for the the sunglasses on this kitty bag is absolutely horrible.
My adrenaline suddenly spiked when I caught this out of the corner of my eye at a recent convention.
September 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Headed to Riverside today, probably why I had one of those shitty "fuck I'm late for turning in an assignment for class" dreams last night.
September 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I keep biting the inside of my mouth.
September 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Watching this again.
Xavier Renegade Angel - Xavier Meets Xavier
YouTube video by void
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Well, thanks to work I can say I've finally watched a full episode of Bluey.
September 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Gotta love those post-con social media posts of "sorry I went to the con while knowing I was sick with covid uwu"
September 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
[Inner monologue voice]
"Unc is short for uncut"
September 24, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Reposted by Zilch Woofs
My mood during furry cons and events in 2025:
September 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Furries on their way to find their new online home.
September 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM