Drew my dragon phone case and sunglasses, not finished yet but still seems pretty good to me

I did a thing, forgot I have actual hobbies other than scrolling and gaming lmao

Breaking Just Nows: The duolingo bird has reportedly been found in an alley with caved in ribs, a punctured heart and lungs, and 6 bullet holes in the skull for “failing to teach a mob boss’s son proper Spanish fast enough to be considered repayment for his crippling gambling and drug debt”

We should bring fantasy lingo into real speech like don’t call it beer call it grog

We need more guys with nail polish I want to normalize men being allowed to do shit other than just wear suits, jeans, and random dull color assortments

Me when I chug 71 grams of sugar just to have the energy to exist

Look I like San Pellegrino, its good, but these ads act like it’s some sort of mythical aged wine. Like calm down its spicy water in a fancy bottle

Anything that looks even remotely like a cat you’re morally required to call a car
Don’t look at me I don’t make the rules

I would like to personally welcome everyone leaving twitter and joining us here I made hot cocoa and cookies they’re in the living room, and tonight’s movie night y’all made it just in time

I can best be described as a tired possum that’s just scrambling my way through life trying not to miss appointments

I just wanna say y’all are great, there’s no screaming at each other there’s no drama, it’s just people being nice, sharing cool stuff, and trying to support each other, so thanks for being a reprieve from all the chaos rn

America sucks it deserves whatever happens to it at this point, if it gets fixed one day the people who voted the pig in don’t deserve it

Is missing the one block jump irl just going from high school to college