Just saw on Facebook that someone I went to school with has a kid who’s passed their driving test. I need to lie down.

Me: I’ll just wait on hold.

Also me, 3 minutes into Depeche Mode: I just can’t get enough…now performing a full arena tour from my bedroom. 🎤💃📞

Luke > Nick always. #HandmaidsTale

Getting really tired of Zoomer culture reducing everything to TikTok trends. Not knowing who Robert Smith is at Glasto because The Cure hasn’t gone viral yet is depressing.

Finally completed Blue Prince (got to Room 46). So far it is defo my GOTY.

Also… got engaged last week! Totally surprised by my partner during a dog walk. My ring is gold with a pear-shaped moss agate stone, tiny diamonds, and a twig-style band. I love that it’s non-traditional, naturey, mystical, and perfectly me.

My nurse while I recover from my first-ever surgery under general anaesthetic.

Tried Tempeh for the first time and I’m a fan. 🪭

2025 is off to a blazing start: I’m down with an awful flu, my dog’s traumatised from NYE fireworks 🎆, and we are £400 poorer (until insurance repays) thanks to a vet bill (not even for the trauma—for pinkeye). It can only go uphill from here… right? RIGHT??!”

We’re each other’s emotional support creature.

Elo Mr. Blue Sky 🪐