New plan: Own a SCOTUS Justice.

My mother told me about one Civil Rights protest where she spent her entire day driving people to the hospital. Her backseat was covered in blood. It was not peaceful.

I had a server there once who asked if we’d like some wine tastings and brought us an extra bag of breadsticks and a pile of mints w/the bill. Her rent was DUE and she was getting it that day! Recruited her to work at the wine bistro I worked at.

Nope. When Erick Erickson tweeted about how badly he was treated, the replies were all begging for invite codes. Just like Mary, they all think, “Oh! Let over there! I’ll show them!” Hold the line, Bluskies. We’re driving them crazy.

I did this and it went quite well. 10/10 Highly Recommend.

Criminal. @fbi

I now realize EXACTLY what vibe bsky has. It’s Ted Lasso Vibe. Like a meeting of the Diamond Dogs. 🥰

Announces she’s here to “go for the jugular,” One day later…”they’re all bullies who went for MY jugular. Not fair”

I love the video of the guy at a rally who answered, “I don’t know; I just got here” Legend.

Riding on a Gator and soaking up the sun
Riding on a Gator and sticking out my tongue
Guess I’ll see you later, unless you want to come
Cause I’m riding on a Gator and having all the fun

I hope you like listening to 2 untalented people making up songs for their dogs. Welcome! Oh, no, you don’t get to leave! You’re going to listen to this on repeat. We might throw in a What does the fox say chorus, because we unironically love that song.

They love former drug addict Mike Liddell. They love former heroin addict RFK Jr. Former drug addict Hunter Biden is where they draw the line…