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Ziad
@ziad.af
I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm, I am an actual worm. I live like a worm.
You were charming AF on @thedailyshow.com, John. You remain my second favorite hoosier, ever, after Kurt Vonnegut. I hope/feel like you'll take that as the high compliment it's meant to be.
May 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hard pass.
April 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time, GOP.
April 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's almost as if the transmitters of these false narratives are disingenuous at best, while simultansously the myriad antennae receiving said narratives are dumb fucking racist pricks.
April 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Justice is for closers.
April 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
A couple of years ago Adobe changed "Master Pages" in InDesign to "Parent Pages." Because of that change, I lost my job as a designer, my wife left me, my house burned down, and I died alone and penniless. True story.
April 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Love this for him.
April 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
That optimism and $40 will buy you a cup of coffee in a few months.
April 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Same.
January 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
When Trump is in office, everyone will get chips and Mexico will pay for them.
November 27, 2024 at 3:56 PM