zheildre bryophyta
@zheildre.bsky.social
I invite you to join me in celebration of my mother’s greatest accomplishment
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#birthdays are the true #mothersday
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#birthdays are the true #mothersday
May 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I invite you to join me in celebration of my mother’s greatest accomplishment
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#birthdays are the true #mothersday
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#birthdays are the true #mothersday
May 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m gonna stop pretending to be anything other than hilarious, y’all
April 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I’m gonna stop pretending to be anything other than hilarious, y’all
You will simply need to endure the inconvenience of these luxuries
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#quote #thingsitellmycat #luxury
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#quote #thingsitellmycat #luxury
April 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You will simply need to endure the inconvenience of these luxuries
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#quote #thingsitellmycat #luxury
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#quote #thingsitellmycat #luxury
April 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
March 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“Being nominated as this month’s Miss August is an honor I’ll remember for as long as I can.”
February 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“Being nominated as this month’s Miss August is an honor I’ll remember for as long as I can.”
but today I would speak of beautiful nonsense
February 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
but today I would speak of beautiful nonsense
Write a 1-star review of your local fascist-led EV dealership, as a treat.
February 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Write a 1-star review of your local fascist-led EV dealership, as a treat.
I could take a lesson from the Oak I was.
February 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I could take a lesson from the Oak I was.
Me to my inner child: I see you 🥰
Also me to my inner child: No, you can’t have another craft project until you finish your last twenty.
Inner child: *curses incoherently*
Also me to my inner child: No, you can’t have another craft project until you finish your last twenty.
Inner child: *curses incoherently*
January 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me to my inner child: I see you 🥰
Also me to my inner child: No, you can’t have another craft project until you finish your last twenty.
Inner child: *curses incoherently*
Also me to my inner child: No, you can’t have another craft project until you finish your last twenty.
Inner child: *curses incoherently*
There is no one I can talk to about my secret desire (to play Final Fantasy XIII again and again).
January 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There is no one I can talk to about my secret desire (to play Final Fantasy XIII again and again).
Where has the importance of grammar gone?
January 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Where has the importance of grammar gone?
You say sissy like you’re jealous
November 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
You say sissy like you’re jealous
What if I stay really, really quiet?
November 23, 2024 at 1:22 AM
What if I stay really, really quiet?