Happy Pi day! See below: no average pastry, no lesser gallette, not even a mean empenada. No matter how you divide it, this is pie. Share a slice with others and multiply the smiles. Statistically speaking, the most frequently occurring way to enjoy is of course, a-la mode.

Proof of life selfie. Espresso morning with peeps at home; was forced to listen to some very bad puns about the compressed grounds, aka "the puck."
I'll let your imagination run with that.

Not all Ben & Jerry's flavors make it out of the testing phase. #SamoyedCrunch

"In a time of destruction, create something: a poem, a parade, a community, a school, a vow, a moral principle; one peaceful moment." - Author Maxine Hong

Who's heard Mika's new twangy version of his song Relax? All country-fried and everything.

2025.
I have no profound words, only a bizarre mix of weary, horrified dread and sublime joy. The dread, of course, is national, global. The joy is very, very local. Hold your loved ones close, everyone. Make art, pinch pennies, get outside and enjoy what you still can, while you still can.

'98 - I smiled my way into the office daily, eager to see my students. My knees let me walk wherever I wanted with few complaints; I danced, climbed stuff, and could stand for hours. '06 - knees still let me walk and dance a little, and I married the nerdiest soul mate evah. So yeah, either one.

Nothing like an Edward Gorey piece to capture the spirit of the holidays.

For something entertaining on this chilly Thursday, fire up your browser and googles up the term " emordnilap machine ." Go on, you'll have fun.

The Chaos Potato declines to have his cozy shirt removed. Stay warm, y'all.

Always distrusted those plug-in monitoring devices from the insurance company. Who needs that when you can have a wolf spirit keeping an eye on your driving?
Now where's my safe driver discount?

Who's ready?