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. . . Shidi, that's creepy as hell.
February 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
. . . Shidi, that's creepy as hell.
Court him properly, Mu-Shidi is very dear to us. [And necessary, too.]
If he got pregnant then we'd have to plan ahead to avoid getting injured as much as possible.
If he got pregnant then we'd have to plan ahead to avoid getting injured as much as possible.
February 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Court him properly, Mu-Shidi is very dear to us. [And necessary, too.]
If he got pregnant then we'd have to plan ahead to avoid getting injured as much as possible.
If he got pregnant then we'd have to plan ahead to avoid getting injured as much as possible.
We've both been rather busy lately. [Small nod.]
. . .
Are you truly planning to get Mu-shidi pregnant?
. . .
Are you truly planning to get Mu-shidi pregnant?
February 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
We've both been rather busy lately. [Small nod.]
. . .
Are you truly planning to get Mu-shidi pregnant?
. . .
Are you truly planning to get Mu-shidi pregnant?
Just like you wanted, good job at training them~.
[Wife's fucking nuts way of training somehow seem to work, so.]
[Wife's fucking nuts way of training somehow seem to work, so.]
February 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Just like you wanted, good job at training them~.
[Wife's fucking nuts way of training somehow seem to work, so.]
[Wife's fucking nuts way of training somehow seem to work, so.]
. . . Shixiong thinks they'll be neat!
February 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
. . . Shixiong thinks they'll be neat!
. . . A battlescar from the baby?
[He's taking him to get that checked. Anyways.]
You'll have plenty.
[He's taking him to get that checked. Anyways.]
You'll have plenty.
February 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
. . . A battlescar from the baby?
[He's taking him to get that checked. Anyways.]
You'll have plenty.
[He's taking him to get that checked. Anyways.]
You'll have plenty.
Ah- . . . [Picks him up?!]
I'm- I'm glad that our baby is strong! But you must still go to Mu-Shidi's...
I'm- I'm glad that our baby is strong! But you must still go to Mu-Shidi's...
February 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Ah- . . . [Picks him up?!]
I'm- I'm glad that our baby is strong! But you must still go to Mu-Shidi's...
I'm- I'm glad that our baby is strong! But you must still go to Mu-Shidi's...
Mmh? What news?
[He's interested! Do tell!]
[He's interested! Do tell!]
February 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mmh? What news?
[He's interested! Do tell!]
[He's interested! Do tell!]
. . . I'll make a comfortable environment for your hiding.
[He'll need blankets and pillows and - plenty food.]
[He'll need blankets and pillows and - plenty food.]
February 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
. . . I'll make a comfortable environment for your hiding.
[He'll need blankets and pillows and - plenty food.]
[He'll need blankets and pillows and - plenty food.]
I didn't expect you to care so much... This husband should've asked.
Do you want to hide until birth? Like a cat?
Do you want to hide until birth? Like a cat?
February 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I didn't expect you to care so much... This husband should've asked.
Do you want to hide until birth? Like a cat?
Do you want to hide until birth? Like a cat?
Is that why you're hiding?
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Is that why you're hiding?
Oh there you are!
February 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Oh there you are!
Now you're just twisting my words... [Sighs, as expected of his dear Xiao Jiu. Anyways.]
He does eat a lot, I make sure of that. But he needs to rest, for the baby's safety.
And I try to entertain him in other ways... He just doesn't have more hobbies.
He does eat a lot, I make sure of that. But he needs to rest, for the baby's safety.
And I try to entertain him in other ways... He just doesn't have more hobbies.
February 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Now you're just twisting my words... [Sighs, as expected of his dear Xiao Jiu. Anyways.]
He does eat a lot, I make sure of that. But he needs to rest, for the baby's safety.
And I try to entertain him in other ways... He just doesn't have more hobbies.
He does eat a lot, I make sure of that. But he needs to rest, for the baby's safety.
And I try to entertain him in other ways... He just doesn't have more hobbies.
Ow! [Covering his head, please have pity on this poor Shixiong!]
I feed shidi a lot! It's most of what I do... And keep him from running into battle, he doesn't understand that our baby isn't stronger than a regular one.
I feed shidi a lot! It's most of what I do... And keep him from running into battle, he doesn't understand that our baby isn't stronger than a regular one.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Ow! [Covering his head, please have pity on this poor Shixiong!]
I feed shidi a lot! It's most of what I do... And keep him from running into battle, he doesn't understand that our baby isn't stronger than a regular one.
I feed shidi a lot! It's most of what I do... And keep him from running into battle, he doesn't understand that our baby isn't stronger than a regular one.
. . . You hadn't noticed? It's visible by now- um, he's pregnant. [He's not looking him in the eye while saying that.]
It was on purpose. That's important to clarify.
It was on purpose. That's important to clarify.
February 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
. . . You hadn't noticed? It's visible by now- um, he's pregnant. [He's not looking him in the eye while saying that.]
It was on purpose. That's important to clarify.
It was on purpose. That's important to clarify.
Please abstain from that, shidi has to give birth from somewhere. [He obediently finds a seat for himself, this place is pretty nice.]
February 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Please abstain from that, shidi has to give birth from somewhere. [He obediently finds a seat for himself, this place is pretty nice.]
Isn't that biological marriage?
February 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Isn't that biological marriage?
We're having a baby.
February 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We're having a baby.
. . . Aren't you my wife?
February 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
. . . Aren't you my wife?