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. . . Shidi, that's creepy as hell.
February 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Court him properly, Mu-Shidi is very dear to us. [And necessary, too.]

If he got pregnant then we'd have to plan ahead to avoid getting injured as much as possible.
February 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
We've both been rather busy lately. [Small nod.]

. . .

Are you truly planning to get Mu-shidi pregnant?
February 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Just like you wanted, good job at training them~.

[Wife's fucking nuts way of training somehow seem to work, so.]
February 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
. . . Shixiong thinks they'll be neat!
February 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
. . . A battlescar from the baby?

[He's taking him to get that checked. Anyways.]

You'll have plenty.
February 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ah- . . . [Picks him up?!]

I'm- I'm glad that our baby is strong! But you must still go to Mu-Shidi's...
February 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Mmh? What news?

[He's interested! Do tell!]
February 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
. . . I'll make a comfortable environment for your hiding.

[He'll need blankets and pillows and - plenty food.]
February 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I didn't expect you to care so much... This husband should've asked.

Do you want to hide until birth? Like a cat?
February 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is that why you're hiding?
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oh there you are!
February 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Now you're just twisting my words... [Sighs, as expected of his dear Xiao Jiu. Anyways.]

He does eat a lot, I make sure of that. But he needs to rest, for the baby's safety.

And I try to entertain him in other ways... He just doesn't have more hobbies.
February 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ow! [Covering his head, please have pity on this poor Shixiong!]

I feed shidi a lot! It's most of what I do... And keep him from running into battle, he doesn't understand that our baby isn't stronger than a regular one.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
. . . You hadn't noticed? It's visible by now- um, he's pregnant. [He's not looking him in the eye while saying that.]

It was on purpose. That's important to clarify.
February 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Please abstain from that, shidi has to give birth from somewhere. [He obediently finds a seat for himself, this place is pretty nice.]
February 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Isn't that biological marriage?
February 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We're having a baby.
February 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
. . . Aren't you my wife?
February 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM