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E. J. Noyes
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Writes stories about ladies who like ladies. Forgets how to smile normally when a camera appears. Sometimes wins awards. Has cool website FAQs. She/her.
https://ejnoyesauthor.com/
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I've been told the audiobook of Ask, Tell, narrated by Abby Craden, is 70% off at Audiobooks.com!
If you've been wavering on this one, it's super ridiculously cheap!

www.audiobooks.com/promotions/p...
Audiobook cover of Ask, Tell by E. J. Noyes, read by Abby Craden. It depicts the shoulders and jaw of a woman in US Army uniform with a stethoscope around her neck.
September 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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It's here! The audiobook of Make or Break, narrated by Abby Craden, is out in the world for your listening pleasure!
You can snag it from wherever you usually get your audiobooks.
Cover of E. J. Noyes's novel Make or Break, which depicts a makeup mirror and cosmetics, with audiobook controls underneath it.
August 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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RELEASE DAY! 🎉 Make or Break is here, pals! You can snag it from Bella Books right now ⬇️
bellabooks.com/product/9781...

Audiobook is confirmed for 19th August, wide release a few weeks after that.
AND! I sent out a Noyesletter this morning, so check those spam folders.
Cover of E. J. Noyes's novel Make or Break which depicts a makeup mirror and cosmetics. There are silly stickers all over the picture, like WOW, Don't Miss Out!, OMG! YES!, Buy Now, New Release.
August 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Release date for Make or Break approacheth!
Approacheths?
Approachethses?

Anyway, Make or Break is almost here!🥳

Preorder from Bella Books ⬇️
www.bellabooks.com/product/9781...
Cover of E. J. Noyes's book Make or Break which depicts an actress's makeup mirror. Text on the graphic reads: Pre-order now "Unfortunately you signed up for a charity tennis match, not a charity sex match." August 14
July 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Author proof - done. 🥹
It's almost time for this baby to be released into the world.
Make or Break coming to you 14th August from Bella Books. Pals, I really love this one and can't wait for you to meet Steph and Harper!

Preorder ⬇️
www.bellabooks.com/product/9781...
May 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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My delight is sky-high this morning!
Merry Weihnachten and Loyalty: Book Three in the Halcyon Division Series are finalists for this year's GCLS Awards.
Merry Weihnachten - Ann Bannon Popular Choice & Contemporary Romance: Long.
Loyalty - Romantic Blend.
April 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I am MADLY editing Make or Break ready for submission at the start of April so it'll be done in time for its August release. But! I'm also madly editing it to make sure there will be paperback copies for sale at the Golden Crown Literary Society conference in Albany in July.
March 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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We've got an auction chock full of amazing items to raise money so Jamie can get the medical care she needs.
I have 3 signed Halcyon Division books, sent worldwide, up for auction.
You can bid here⬇️
www.32auctions.com/organization...

Or if you just wanna donate⬇️
gofund.me/0e08b7b1
March 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Wellll... I suppose I actually have to finish writing the book now.
February 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Could be worse, I suppose.
A grey background with a portion of a laptop keyboard on it. The heading reads: Adding this to "Lines I never thought I'd write." The body text reads: “Unfortunately you signed up for a charity tennis tournament, not a charity sex tournament.”
January 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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My WIP has hit 60k, which means I'm calling it a book 🎉
I'm still not 100% sold on the title but for now, it'll do (let's be honest, this is probably the title for good now).
No firm release date on it yet, but I'm aiming for June/July. Another contemporary #sapphic romance: actress + makeup artist.
January 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Aaand now it's paperback giveaway time!
Five signed paperbacks of Merry Weihnachten are up for grabs.
Comment on the website post to enter⬇️
ejnoyesauthor.com/merry-weihna...
January 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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I'm a bad author. It's been a busy few days and I totally forgot the Kindle version of Merry Weihnachten is now available from your version of Amazon!
I wish I could link them all, but I'm limited by social media and my ineptitude, so here's the US link.
www.amazon.com/Merry-Weihna...
December 27, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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I'm thrilled at the love for Merry Weihnachten!

You can grab an eBook copy now from Bella Books:
www.bellabooks.com/product/9781...

Or audiobook from Audible:
www.audible.com/pd/Merry-Wei...

Kindle from Amazon 25th Dec.

Full disclosure: I didn't make these lil graphics.
December 19, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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It's audiobook release day for Merry Weihnachten🥳 And it's already got itself a best-seller banner! You can grab your copy from Audible/Amazon, or your audiobook outlet of choice.

www.audible.com/pd/Merry-Wei...

And! You can also snag the paperback from Amazon today, if that's your jam.
Screenshot from Amazon of the Merry Weihnachten page with an orange Best Seller banner for LGBTQ+ Romance.
December 17, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Merry Weihnachten is here! Happy release day, friends!
If you preordered from Bella Books, that eBook should be in your hands already.
If you can't wait for Amazon, groove over to Bella Books:
www.bellabooks.com/product/9781...

December E. J. Noyesletter has gone out, check those junk folders.
December 12, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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And a surprise appearance by my moka pot, to rep Evie...
Bottle of Ayinger Festmärzen. Bottle of Schneider Weisse Festweisse Weissbier. Can of Löwenbräu Munich Hell. And part of a moka coffee pot.
December 1, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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11 days til Merry Weihnachten!

www.bellabooks.com/product/9781...

In honour of Annika having moved from Munich, and her being a beer drinker, I decided I needed to make sure I'd properly gotten inside her head.
Here's a selection of German beers I've sampled over the past few months.
Can of Paulaner Munich Hell lager. Bottle of Paulaner Weissbier. Can (very large one litre...) of Kaiserdom Hefe-Weissbier. Bottle of Hofbräu Original.
December 1, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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We have an official release date and Audible preorder available for Merry Weihnachten!
17th December and you can have this in your ears.
Preorder ⬇️
www.audible.com/pd/Merry-Wei...
Audiobook cover of E. J. Noyes's Merry Weihnachten. It depicts two gold Christmas baubles: the one in the rear has a drawing of the USS Constitution ship, and the one in the foreground has a drawing of Munich's Frauenkirche and München.
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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Lindsey Vonn is out of retirement and Stacey Evans would be very excited to be on the US Ski team with her 😃
As for me, I'm super excited to watch Lindsey race again! Fun fact - I looked at Lindsey's career when I was working out Aspen's for Gold.
Front cover of E. J. Noyes's novel Schuss. It depicts a snowy rugged peak and snow covered trees in the background. In the foreground is a heart written in a snowbank.
November 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Olympic Dressage time! So many exciting combos to watch, but we're super keen to see Jayden Brown, from our neck of the woods back in Aus, at his first Olympics.
And if you like what you're seeing, a reminder about Pas de deux, set around Rio 2016.

www.bellabooks.com/product/9781...
Cover of Pas de deux by E. J. Noyes. It depicts a high-level dressage horse.
July 30, 2024 at 9:03 AM
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TWO WEEKS! That's right, we're a fortnight out from the release of Loyalty: Book Three in the Halcyon Division Series! If you want to get your eBook on the 16th May, Bella Books is the way to go:
www.bellabooks.com/product/9781...
Audio 21st May. Amazon Kindle a little after that.
The cover for Loyalty: Book Three in the Halcyon Division Series by E. J. Noyes. It depicts a yellow manila envelope with LOYALTY stamped on it in red. There's a smaller stamp that denotes something is Top Secret and Classified.
May 2, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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Do you need to wear underwear? I remember something in the Vagina Bible about this exact thing. I even went and found the passage :)
Comfy ass pants for bed that you wash like undies?
April 24, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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I'm utterly THRILLED Leverage is an Ann Bannon finalist! And I'm utterly thrilled it's in with such an amazing set of novels!
Voting beings 24th April, and if you want to have your say, sign up for the GCLS newsletter by 22nd April.

www.goldencrownliterarysociety.org
Cover of Leverage by E. J. Noyes. It depicts a manila envelope with LEVERAGE stamped on it in black as well as REASSIGNED stamped on it in red.
April 17, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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SIX WEEKS! Geez, time flies when you're waiting impatiently for the release of Loyalty: Book Three in the Halcyon Division Series. May 16th is the date, pals, and you can get your preorders from Bella Books! ⬇️
www.bellabooks.com/product/9781...

Amazon paperback and audio (I think) on 21st May!
The cover for Loyalty: Book Three in the Halcyon Division Series by E. J. Noyes. It depicts a yellow manila envelope with LOYALTY stamped on it in red. There's a smaller stamp that denotes something is Top Secret and Classified.
April 4, 2024 at 7:46 AM