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Wearing Bitsy's face Dwight style
@zevfern.bsky.social
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Pro wrestling fan, Bionicle enthusiast, weeaboo in denial and fanfiction author.
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Straight from the game's data mine. I'd say this is pretty accurate for Page during his crazed and murderous phase
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh /j
A screenshot of the "mute account" "block account" and "report account" buttons
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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God fucking damn it
An AEW Dynamite graphic that says "Tony Khan will pay for his crimes, tonight at 8/7 central"
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Forgot to share this yesterday, here's my contribution to the 2025 @fodlanfrights.bsky.social exchange that I wrote for @peachygremlinn.bsky.social . Writing smut for the first time was a real challenge but I'm happy I managed it.

archiveofourown.org/works/73858026
Title: Horned Veil Summary: Sister Mercedes absolves Dimitri of his sins, before committing one of her own. Written for the 2025 Fodlan Frights exchange.
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Evergreen.
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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r/NFL is where all the real smart people go hang out
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Maybe once the collapse happens I'll finally be able to afford a house.

Living with my parents is going to pay off :hide_the_pain_pepe:
October 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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A panel from a comic strip where a person says "Oh shit, for real?"
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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I would recommend anyone interested in Yooka-Laylee to just play a Banjo-Kazooie game instead.
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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WE'RE UNRANKED?????

Fuck you Arch Manning, you're turning my college team until the fucking New Orleans Aints.
When you're a Longhorn and you wanna commit oof
October 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I gotta tell @wrestlingbios.bsky.social about Bret Hart's first blade job featuring brass knucks that don't look like brass knucks but we'll call them brass knucks
An exerpt from Bret Hart's autobiography: "and, after fifteen minutes of clean wrestling, the crowd started to buy it. As we broke clean on the ropes, Norman said, "Are you ready, kid?" "Yeah." As I came at him, he side-stepped me and threw me out onto the floor. He followed me out of the ring and reached into his trunks and slid on his brass knuckles; which were really just paper napkins, tightly taped together. He nailed me. Down I went. I had the blade in my hand now. I rolled onto my stomach, jabbed it deep into my head and cut. Nothing. I cut again. Still nothing. And then, suddenly, blood poured all over my face. Hot blood. My blood."
September 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Darby lost his match with Jon Moxley?!?!?
September 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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This was quite punny so here's Alois
September 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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First panel: Calvin says "I like to verb words." Hobbes replies incredulously "What?" Second panel: Calvin says "I take nouns and adjectives and use them as verbs. Remember when "access" was a thing? Now it's something you do. It got verbed." Third panel: Calvin says "Verbing weirds language", which prompts Hobbes to say "Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding"
September 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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No new pictures where are you mentally
August 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Pozole >>>>>>> typical Thanksgiving dishes
August 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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MJF winning the belt again?
That one Shaq/Charles Barkley meme that says "Aw man, we don't wanna see this"
August 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Post a meme made by you
I still can't believe this happened
A photo of Cody Rhodes sitting in the ring devastated after losing to Roman Reigns, celebrating in the background with his championship belts. There are two subtitles below Cody and Roman respectively. The one below Cody says "Shepard losing their SO after being in a coma for 2 years", and the one below Roman says "Byleth getting back together with their SO after 5 years like it was nothing"
August 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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WHAT TOP 4 YOU SMOKIN' ON? CUZ MY TOP 4 IS GRAN TURISMO, GRAN TURISMO, GRAN TURISMO, GRAN TURISMO!
The covers of Gran Turismo 1-4. I'm not kidding, these soundtracks are fucking great and clear any JRPGs or western AAA game's soundtracks. Y'all MFs think Persona invented jazz music? You ain't seen nothing yet!
July 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Look at this absolute dog shit I found at Half Price Books. RIP in peace Bray Wyatt, you deserved better than being in that HIAC match
A DVD copy of the WWE PPV Hell in a Cell from 2019, considered one of the worst shows in WWE history.
June 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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You can really tell when I started watching pro wrestling again, because I just stopped watching anime for YEARS
A graph listing all of the anime I've seen from a selection of anime series and years. Some I didn't finish, some are still unfinished. 2006: Death Note 2007: Lucky Star, Gurren Lagann and Naruto Shippuden 2008: Toradora, A Certain Magical Index 2009: FMA:B, A Certain Scientific Railgun, Fairy Tail 2010: none. 2011: Nichijou, Madoka Mágica 2012: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Daily Lives of High School Boys, SAO 2013: N/A 2014: N/A (why the fuck is Blue Exorcist not on this list?) 2015: One Punch Man 2016: ReLife, Mob Psycho 100 2017-2021: none, too busy watching pro wrestling (why is MHA not on here?) 2022: Chainsaw Man 2023: none 2024: none
June 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM