zeva tybel
@zevatybel.bsky.social
📍 Seattle 📚 Writer (Me As A Dream, 2023) 🪩 Millennial 🐈⬛ Childed cat lady 💅🏻 Thriving and conniving 💜 linktr.ee/zevatybel
It’s the end of an (admittedly short-lived) era 💜 Read more here:
October 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It’s the end of an (admittedly short-lived) era 💜 Read more here:
Me after finishing I Who Have Never Known Men 📚💙
October 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me after finishing I Who Have Never Known Men 📚💙
AP with a motherfucking FACT CHECK
October 3, 2025 at 11:41 PM
AP with a motherfucking FACT CHECK
I could never be a couples therapist because this would be my advice, every fucking time
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I could never be a couples therapist because this would be my advice, every fucking time
Me, a baseball fan, excited to buy tix to the Mariners’ scrimmage games: 🥳
Me, a Jew, learning when those games actually are: 😭😭😭
Me, a Jew, learning when those games actually are: 😭😭😭
September 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Me, a baseball fan, excited to buy tix to the Mariners’ scrimmage games: 🥳
Me, a Jew, learning when those games actually are: 😭😭😭
Me, a Jew, learning when those games actually are: 😭😭😭
Happy Thursday 💜 My new poem, "Tip the Balance," is now live on my Substack. Read and subscribe here: https://open.substack.com/pub/zevatybel/p/tip-the-balance?r=118bzw&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
September 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy Thursday 💜 My new poem, "Tip the Balance," is now live on my Substack. Read and subscribe here: https://open.substack.com/pub/zevatybel/p/tip-the-balance?r=118bzw&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
The wait is over: My new poem, "Death of an American Hater," is now live on my Substack. Read and subscribe here: https://open.substack.com/pub/zevatybel/p/death-of-an-american-hater?r=118bzw&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
September 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The wait is over: My new poem, "Death of an American Hater," is now live on my Substack. Read and subscribe here: https://open.substack.com/pub/zevatybel/p/death-of-an-american-hater?r=118bzw&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
This meme stays evergreen
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This meme stays evergreen
Happy Thursday 💜 My newest poem, Erased, is now live on my Substack. Read and subscribe at open.substack.com/pub/zevatybe....
August 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Thursday 💜 My newest poem, Erased, is now live on my Substack. Read and subscribe at open.substack.com/pub/zevatybe....
Keep speaking up — it’s working.
July 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Keep speaking up — it’s working.
Happy Thursday 💜 "Stumble" is now live on my Substack. You can read and subscribe here: open.substack.com/pub/zevatybe...
July 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy Thursday 💜 "Stumble" is now live on my Substack. You can read and subscribe here: open.substack.com/pub/zevatybe...
I posted this last Thursday, but forgot to share on socials because I was on vacation, blissfully detatched from the reality of the world. But anyway, Little Dystopias is a new poem, now available on my Substack. Read and subscribe at open.substack.com/pub/zevatybe....
July 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I posted this last Thursday, but forgot to share on socials because I was on vacation, blissfully detatched from the reality of the world. But anyway, Little Dystopias is a new poem, now available on my Substack. Read and subscribe at open.substack.com/pub/zevatybe....
Me starting Parable of the Talents today
July 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me starting Parable of the Talents today
As someone born and raised in San Francisco, may I just say: Ex-fucking-scuse me??
May 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
As someone born and raised in San Francisco, may I just say: Ex-fucking-scuse me??
The feminine urge to ruin a baby shower with political commentary
April 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The feminine urge to ruin a baby shower with political commentary
I don’t turn off Mother’s Day emails from brands because I, too, am Mother.
Thank you for noticing that I DO want Fly By Jing sauces for Mother’s Day. And that I AM the woman who gave me everything.
It’s me. I’m moms with taste.
Thank you for noticing that I DO want Fly By Jing sauces for Mother’s Day. And that I AM the woman who gave me everything.
It’s me. I’m moms with taste.
April 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don’t turn off Mother’s Day emails from brands because I, too, am Mother.
Thank you for noticing that I DO want Fly By Jing sauces for Mother’s Day. And that I AM the woman who gave me everything.
It’s me. I’m moms with taste.
Thank you for noticing that I DO want Fly By Jing sauces for Mother’s Day. And that I AM the woman who gave me everything.
It’s me. I’m moms with taste.
Quick question: Why are scammers so bad at their jobs
March 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Quick question: Why are scammers so bad at their jobs
“But you LOVE Ladysmith Black Mambazo!”
February 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“But you LOVE Ladysmith Black Mambazo!”
Hi I’m about to put my Trump-voting dad to work AGAINST TRUMP
February 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hi I’m about to put my Trump-voting dad to work AGAINST TRUMP
All the other white people at the Super Bowl party looking at me when I yelled “MUSTARRRRRRRRRD”
February 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All the other white people at the Super Bowl party looking at me when I yelled “MUSTARRRRRRRRRD”