Zeuel
@zeuel.bsky.social
"When they go low, we go lower." Lawful evil shitposter. Probably should go to therapy instead. American empire enjoyer.
My roommate said one of the things she is looking forward to most about weight loss from Ozembic is how her tiny little shenis will become a real gock. I told her she should get a fancy bow for it. Schlongerie if you will.
July 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My roommate said one of the things she is looking forward to most about weight loss from Ozembic is how her tiny little shenis will become a real gock. I told her she should get a fancy bow for it. Schlongerie if you will.
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Boom!! That’s how it’s done!! 🇲🇽 🇨🇦
February 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Boom!! That’s how it’s done!! 🇲🇽 🇨🇦
Oh great divine forces of the world, fate, and gravity, I don't ask for much but really really pretty pretty please! It would be so hilarious if you could do this one thing for all of us! XD
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Elon Musk visits Boeing about delayed new Air Force One jets | CNN Business
Elon Musk used his new government efficiency role to stop by the operations of his competitor Boeing to look into the long-delayed efforts to renovate two 747 jets into the next generation of Air Forc...
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February 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh great divine forces of the world, fate, and gravity, I don't ask for much but really really pretty pretty please! It would be so hilarious if you could do this one thing for all of us! XD
www.cnn.com/2025/01/29/b...
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Whats it called when you are a Michigander that wants to dress in camo, shoot guns in the woods, and larp with politically like-minded friends but you think the governor is an absolute badass girlboss and would 100% vote for her in 2028 if she ran for president? @biggretchenwhitmer.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Whats it called when you are a Michigander that wants to dress in camo, shoot guns in the woods, and larp with politically like-minded friends but you think the governor is an absolute badass girlboss and would 100% vote for her in 2028 if she ran for president? @biggretchenwhitmer.bsky.social
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a Peeping Don
February 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
a Peeping Don
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I started twice-a-day exercises. I am going to be a subject and not an object if this shit turns to chaos.
February 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I started twice-a-day exercises. I am going to be a subject and not an object if this shit turns to chaos.
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I saw this before the election but seeing it now makes it even more real
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I saw this before the election but seeing it now makes it even more real
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Starting up my Just Dance routine tonight. I need to do cardio so I can get a sick summer body or just in case I need to be able to outrun death squads. I want to be flexible just in case this year hands me a surprise somehow.
February 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Starting up my Just Dance routine tonight. I need to do cardio so I can get a sick summer body or just in case I need to be able to outrun death squads. I want to be flexible just in case this year hands me a surprise somehow.
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New: A Boston federal judge has temporarily blocked prison officials from transferring a transgender woman to a men's facility and denying her access to gender-affirming care in accordance with an executive order issued by President Donald Trump. www.reuters.com/legal/us-jud...
US judge blocks transgender inmate's prison transfer under Trump order
A U.S. judge has temporarily blocked federal prison officials from transferring a transgender woman to a men's facility and denying her access to gender-affirming care in accordance with an executive order issued by President Donald Trump, her lawyers said on Thursday.
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January 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
New: A Boston federal judge has temporarily blocked prison officials from transferring a transgender woman to a men's facility and denying her access to gender-affirming care in accordance with an executive order issued by President Donald Trump. www.reuters.com/legal/us-jud...
Did assorted types of ethnic men stab women and LGBT people in the back for their own potential gain? Yes. Does that mean those assorted socially conservative ethnic groups deserve what is being done to them right now by the Trump administration? Also, yes. Go! Go! We want to forget you!
January 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Did assorted types of ethnic men stab women and LGBT people in the back for their own potential gain? Yes. Does that mean those assorted socially conservative ethnic groups deserve what is being done to them right now by the Trump administration? Also, yes. Go! Go! We want to forget you!
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Sums up Elon’s position pretty well.
December 28, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Sums up Elon’s position pretty well.
I am Team Steves all the way! Go MAGA defeat DOGE!
December 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I am Team Steves all the way! Go MAGA defeat DOGE!
I support Sinister Steve! For the ascenscion of the Adeptus Metranichus! America for Americans! 🏳️⚧️🦾
December 28, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I support Sinister Steve! For the ascenscion of the Adeptus Metranichus! America for Americans! 🏳️⚧️🦾
In the conservative civil war, I support the MAGA jocks over the Asian/African nerds. Less competition over tech jobs and signfiicantly fewer minority male social conservatives will allow for the ascension of the priestesshood of the Adeptus Metranichus.
December 28, 2024 at 12:08 PM
In the conservative civil war, I support the MAGA jocks over the Asian/African nerds. Less competition over tech jobs and signfiicantly fewer minority male social conservatives will allow for the ascension of the priestesshood of the Adeptus Metranichus.
I side with Sinister Steve over Elmo and Vivek on immigration. Conservative Indians seem to want to use LGBT people as a new bottom class and therefore I champion Steve's crusade against turd eater's trash flotilla. Its either them or me and it ain't gonna be me.
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Musk and Ramaswamy take on Trump’s immigration crackdown
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December 27, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I side with Sinister Steve over Elmo and Vivek on immigration. Conservative Indians seem to want to use LGBT people as a new bottom class and therefore I champion Steve's crusade against turd eater's trash flotilla. Its either them or me and it ain't gonna be me.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZBL...
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