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Definitely Don't Watch Professional Wrestling
It's NOT the most compelling form of storytelling I've had the pleasure of consuming.
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Wrestlemania 41: The Brandest Stage of Them All
It's never been more real.
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May 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
best ladder match i've ever seen holy shit #smackdown
April 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
best ladder match i've ever seen holy shit #smackdown
ok i was wrong about this but now randy doesn't have a wrestlemania opponent in the hometown of his former tag team partner, potentially on 4/20... #wrestlemania
can't be the only one who thinks those smoky vignettes are spelling out 420 and are alluding to a matt riddle return #wrestlesky #wrestlemania
April 20, 2025 at 12:35 AM
ok i was wrong about this but now randy doesn't have a wrestlemania opponent in the hometown of his former tag team partner, potentially on 4/20... #wrestlemania
ok what if this triple threat is the dramatic conclusion of paul heyman's involvement with these established veteran wrestlers and soon after mania we see him return as bron's manager #wrestlesky #wrestlemania #wweraw
April 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ok what if this triple threat is the dramatic conclusion of paul heyman's involvement with these established veteran wrestlers and soon after mania we see him return as bron's manager #wrestlesky #wrestlemania #wweraw
seth acting as the ~shield~ protecting the industry 🤯 #wrestlesky #wrestlemania
April 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
seth acting as the ~shield~ protecting the industry 🤯 #wrestlesky #wrestlemania
some recent stompy pics :-)
March 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
some recent stompy pics :-)
i wonder how they will pronounce fenix
Rey Fenix makes his WWE debut next Friday on SmackDown.
March 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
i wonder how they will pronounce fenix
once again showing commercials during roman's entrance smh the disrespect #smackdown #wrestlesky
March 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
once again showing commercials during roman's entrance smh the disrespect #smackdown #wrestlesky
can't be the only one who thinks those smoky vignettes are spelling out 420 and are alluding to a matt riddle return #wrestlesky #wrestlemania
March 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
can't be the only one who thinks those smoky vignettes are spelling out 420 and are alluding to a matt riddle return #wrestlesky #wrestlemania
*borat voice* MY RIIIIGHTS
March 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*borat voice* MY RIIIIGHTS
so american made just not gonna win gold?
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
so american made just not gonna win gold?
i literally bought roadblock tickets seconds before they announced seth vs punk in a steel cage on raw (which also makes me think roman is gonna return) 😑 #wrestlesky
March 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
i literally bought roadblock tickets seconds before they announced seth vs punk in a steel cage on raw (which also makes me think roman is gonna return) 😑 #wrestlesky
rhea vs bianca vs iyo at #wrestlemania please! #wrestlesky
March 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
rhea vs bianca vs iyo at #wrestlemania please! #wrestlesky
seth looking like the purple devil 😈 #wwechamber
March 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
seth looking like the purple devil 😈 #wwechamber
been waiting forever for rhea and bianca at mania but do they have time to give it the proper build? #wwechamber
March 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
been waiting forever for rhea and bianca at mania but do they have time to give it the proper build? #wwechamber
lowkey commentary is pissing me off tn (maybe it's just pat not shutting up about the crowd booing the star spangled banner, which was pretty great) #eliminationchamber #wrestlesky
March 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
lowkey commentary is pissing me off tn (maybe it's just pat not shutting up about the crowd booing the star spangled banner, which was pretty great) #eliminationchamber #wrestlesky
all rise for the stompster
February 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
all rise for the stompster
February 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
melo don't miz could easily have a mashup theme of both their songs a la better than you bay bay just saying #smackdown #wrestlesky
February 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
melo don't miz could easily have a mashup theme of both their songs a la better than you bay bay just saying #smackdown #wrestlesky
this match is gonna be fire #smackdown #wrestlesky
February 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
this match is gonna be fire #smackdown #wrestlesky
the entrance music was one thing but ricky saints?? ew #wrestlesky #wwenxt
February 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
the entrance music was one thing but ricky saints?? ew #wrestlesky #wwenxt
pls tell me fatal influence didn't get rid of their slutty entrance music >:-( #wrestlesky #wwenxt
February 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
pls tell me fatal influence didn't get rid of their slutty entrance music >:-( #wrestlesky #wwenxt
bi girls with pretty boyfriends rise up
February 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
bi girls with pretty boyfriends rise up