Yo escribiría "A good glass in the bishop's hostel in the devil's seat twenty-one degrees and thirteen minutes northeast and by north main branch seventh limb east side shoot from the left eye of the death's-head a bee line from the tree through the shot fifty feet out".

¡Tómatelo como una oportunidad! Todos esos inventarios son la forma perfecta de contar las peculiaridades de tu mundo sin necesidad de hacerlo explícitamente.

This is not mine, it's from @rolobarbarie.com
Six pocket games in spanish from a bunch of excellent creators. In Spanish.

Tomad, que os veo sufriendo.