My 9yo son was smacking me in the head with a plush koopa shell going "bowser bowser bowser" so I pulled up the "badger badger mushroom" video from bygone days of yore and his face said "this is beyond stupid" so in short, any parent that complains about skibidie or 6-7 needs to stfu.

Nancy Pelosi is thinking of retiring? Threaten me with a good time...

So you're telling me I can call ICE a bunch of nazi cowards and tell everyone that I mourned Charlie Kirk's passing less than some bowel movements I've had and that the FBI might take time out of their work schedule to ask me about it? Sign me the fuck up.

The domestic terrorism calls were coming from inside the House.

How many of the folks saying that making light of Kirk's death is disrespectful do you think have dropped a hard 'r' n-bomb in the last six months?

Survival games let me live out my most intense male fantasy:

An organized and efficient workspace.

Cooked up by my 9 year old, built by the both of us, named by me (because he wouldn't get the reference).
The Droid With No Alpha-Numeric Identifier.
He doesn't think he's human, but is convinced other people *think* he's human. He does such a good job as marshal that the townsfolk don't mind.

Juneteenth, celebrating the end of slavery and the beginning of actual freedom in US: ugh, people have too many days off. This holiday is stupid.

July 4th, celebrating a bunch of rich white dudes not wanting to pay taxes: FREEEEDOOOOM, let's blow off our fingers and go into medical debt!

It's been 79 years since 1946. There have been 20 presidential elections since 1946. There has only been 1 president born since 1946.

Tyranny is brittle and oppression is the mask of fear. Sweet Jesus, this season is gonna resonate a LOT harder than it would have a year ago.

youtu.be/ZK--recYVjU?...

PLEASE don't let them run AOC for president. We've proven twice now that these dipshits won't allow a woman president to happen. Run Walz. Run the sure thing. Run the white guy that the Republicans who don't like Trump will vote for and let us fix things so that women like AOC CAN run and win.

As a general rule, we probably shouldn't vote for people who haven't been to a grocery store in the last 5 years and don't know how to load a dishwasher.

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

"I've never done much with wood chisels, how hard can it be?"

I don't really do social media. But I'll support anything that diminishes the control of fascists. Guess I'll just start posting my own dumbass thoughts and projects here?