Zerthyam
@zerthyam.bsky.social
I love the internet, all my friends are on there. Not my enemies however, I cut their internet cables off.
Born to sleep, forced to "4 hours until your alarm".
November 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Born to sleep, forced to "4 hours until your alarm".
Why the fuck is the Dyson Sphere so expensive? We could build like 5 Philips Spheres for that.
October 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Why the fuck is the Dyson Sphere so expensive? We could build like 5 Philips Spheres for that.
Pro tip for switch 2 users: remove the satan's foreskin it comes with.
September 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Pro tip for switch 2 users: remove the satan's foreskin it comes with.
Did you know? The term "sandbox" game actually comes from the fact that a popular 90s sandbox city builder game "Pharoah" came in a sand colored box case?
September 17, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Did you know? The term "sandbox" game actually comes from the fact that a popular 90s sandbox city builder game "Pharoah" came in a sand colored box case?
Gaming has become too woke. Today, I heard some gamers say they got "softlocked" in a video game. Back in my days, we just said, "Gay baby jail," but I guess that's no longer PC to say, huh?
September 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Gaming has become too woke. Today, I heard some gamers say they got "softlocked" in a video game. Back in my days, we just said, "Gay baby jail," but I guess that's no longer PC to say, huh?
I have two toes.
One is stubbed.
The other one is unsucked.
One is stubbed.
The other one is unsucked.
September 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I have two toes.
One is stubbed.
The other one is unsucked.
One is stubbed.
The other one is unsucked.
I'm high on pot enuse.
September 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I'm high on pot enuse.
"I'd rather if she was going to fuckle some ningle, I'd rather have her mingle an 8 fongle tall ningle worth a hingle millongle dingles! Like a bingle plingle! I guess we're all a little ringle. Fingle ningle." - Hunk Hongle
July 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"I'd rather if she was going to fuckle some ningle, I'd rather have her mingle an 8 fongle tall ningle worth a hingle millongle dingles! Like a bingle plingle! I guess we're all a little ringle. Fingle ningle." - Hunk Hongle
Back in my day, dudes who wanted to fuck cartoon horses were only bullied and shunned. And now they send the entire yakuza after your ass.
July 31, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Back in my day, dudes who wanted to fuck cartoon horses were only bullied and shunned. And now they send the entire yakuza after your ass.
Fuuuuck dude, shapes used to be the SHIT back in the kindergarten. Pair them up with some colors too and I'm going fucking bonkers all day. Miss, you mean to tell me... this motherfucking TRIANGLE has three points, right here and now? And it's just sitting there? And it's also goddamn GREEN? Bussin'
July 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fuuuuck dude, shapes used to be the SHIT back in the kindergarten. Pair them up with some colors too and I'm going fucking bonkers all day. Miss, you mean to tell me... this motherfucking TRIANGLE has three points, right here and now? And it's just sitting there? And it's also goddamn GREEN? Bussin'
Aliens going to finally get enough courage to come down and say hi to us, only to be met with a squadron of 50 unpiloted soulless flying machines engineered by sleep deprived psychopaths unleashing a barrage of 3 fucktillion rockets each capable of leveling a small country.
July 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Aliens going to finally get enough courage to come down and say hi to us, only to be met with a squadron of 50 unpiloted soulless flying machines engineered by sleep deprived psychopaths unleashing a barrage of 3 fucktillion rockets each capable of leveling a small country.
Oh you're studying political science? Name every lie.
July 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Oh you're studying political science? Name every lie.
I think it would be cool to cosplay as the third person to walk on the moon, no one would be able to guess it.
July 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I think it would be cool to cosplay as the third person to walk on the moon, no one would be able to guess it.
I'm so emotionally vulnerable right now if anyone wants to groom me, it'd be easier than taking robux from a child with a fake phising website.
July 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm so emotionally vulnerable right now if anyone wants to groom me, it'd be easier than taking robux from a child with a fake phising website.
How Trump feels like after using Vshojo to take attention away from the Epstein files.
July 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
How Trump feels like after using Vshojo to take attention away from the Epstein files.
It's better to have two hamsters in air fryer than 1 in a pan.
July 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It's better to have two hamsters in air fryer than 1 in a pan.
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Oh important MTG tech
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh important MTG tech
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
Scientist is the most Reddit sounding profession ever.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Science! 🤓☝️"
"What do you do for a living?"
"Science! 🤓☝️"
July 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Scientist is the most Reddit sounding profession ever.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Science! 🤓☝️"
"What do you do for a living?"
"Science! 🤓☝️"
The hell you mean French is the language of love? If some dude said to me "Je will le smeaux toi asseuxe"I would throw up.
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
The hell you mean French is the language of love? If some dude said to me "Je will le smeaux toi asseuxe"I would throw up.
Me at the house of parliament showing vital proof of the rodent infestation in farms: "Here, hare hair"
Everyone else: "hear hear"
Everyone else: "hear hear"
July 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Me at the house of parliament showing vital proof of the rodent infestation in farms: "Here, hare hair"
Everyone else: "hear hear"
Everyone else: "hear hear"
What's the superpower that is opposite of empathy? Cuz I watched a cake in the shape of a bunny being eaten and it only made me wince once, so I'm pretty sure I have it.
July 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
What's the superpower that is opposite of empathy? Cuz I watched a cake in the shape of a bunny being eaten and it only made me wince once, so I'm pretty sure I have it.
Dating game is fucked. If you're a guy, from age 13, you have to compete with celebrities and politicians for girls your age.
July 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Dating game is fucked. If you're a guy, from age 13, you have to compete with celebrities and politicians for girls your age.
"I can't see him, that Snake... it's like he's invisible. But it can't be, he's solid!"
July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"I can't see him, that Snake... it's like he's invisible. But it can't be, he's solid!"
"Computing doesn't have "real" rng"
Okay, nerd, explain the tiny people in my PC rolling dice then
Okay, nerd, explain the tiny people in my PC rolling dice then
July 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Computing doesn't have "real" rng"
Okay, nerd, explain the tiny people in my PC rolling dice then
Okay, nerd, explain the tiny people in my PC rolling dice then