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@zerplegurple.bsky.social

me but it’s bluesky edition / ad for a fox 🔞 23 / jinx fan !!!! / no dms, want to keep interaction for strictly friends / FUCK OFF ZOOS PEDOS AND MINORS

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Ravenous Rut Hound

@snarkanine.bsky.social

ARF 🐾

rubs?? I've been SO GOOD 🥺🥺🥺

#nsfw #irl

September 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM

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Paleoraiser

@paleoraiser.bsky.social

Allergy season,,,

[kobold to plane-dragon tf!]

Renns rearing up to sneeze,, then as he does, a poof of smoke covers him, and a whirring propellor appears on his nose!

Renns stops the propellers with his paws, but he’s turned into a fluffy helicopter dragon! With a propeller nose, and a biiig fuel tank belly,,

July 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM

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Taru 🦌 🎀

@deertaru.bsky.social

It's really soft, try it! :3 🍰

#nsfw #irlnudes

September 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM

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Paleoraiser

@paleoraiser.bsky.social

“What’s with all these round stains on all our chairs..?”

[super big sweaty donut reality warp!]

Renns confusedly looking at a chair with a wet, round stain right on the seat. His tailmaw is inquisitively sniffing it, thinking “smells like sweat”

R: “Hey so like, what’s up with all the round stains on all of our chairs?”
Roommate: “oh, the sweat stains?”
R: “yeah the- SWEAT STAINS???”
Roommate: “yeah? Our chairs always get wet, round stains right after we get them”
R: “huh?? These weren’t here before! And we’ve had these chairs for a while!!”
Roommate: “ohhhhh you’re JOKING, haha!”
R: “huh???”
Roommate: “you know better than anyone! You really get them *deep* on every chair you sit on, lol!”
R: HUH-? *I* get them?????”
Roommate: “haha yeah *you* do! Yknow
Cause of your butt’s fat, sweaty donut-rim!”
R: “my wh-“

Renns looking at his rear, shocked and flustered, noticing his sudden lack of pants (which he’s never worn) and his fat, sweat dripping, shiny donut the size of his head (that he’s always had!)

R: “MY WHA?!?!”
Roommate: “yeah! Cause you don’t wear pants, so your puffy, soaked donut always squishes bare onto whatever you sit on!”
R: “GBG-!!”
Roommate: “what’s wrong?
You’ve ALWAYS had a massive, sweat-dripping, suction-prone, slimy and perma-lubey *donut*”
R: “I- GBAGWHGBGHGBBG-!!”

August 29, 2025 at 9:38 AM

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Paleoraiser

@paleoraiser.bsky.social

Mage who’s too sleepy and accidentally miscasts a growth spell, zzzzzzzzzzzzz

[cat dick growth and generic-creature butt growth! (And plapping)]

Aspen (a short cat mage) zzz-ing, and accidentally making their companion’s butt BWOOMPH out into a massive wobblewagon, and making their own dick POOF into a throbbing meatcicle!

Aspen’s tailmaw drools, text below it says “live tailmaw reaction”

Aspen mentally debating between “tired” and “horny as fuuuuuck” via a scale that’s teetering back and forth

The other person’s big butt wobbles in the background

Aspen and his tailmaw zzzzzz sleeping as he sleep-humps the fat ass with wet schlaps and plaps

Text over the tailmaw says “the sleepy won”

August 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM

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Paleoraiser

@paleoraiser.bsky.social

Once the reality warp drops in some new memories, he’s gonna get SO blushy remembering how much he just gobbled up that spaghetti, (and how tasty it wass) ((and how hungry he still is,,))

August 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM

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Paleoraiser

@paleoraiser.bsky.social

TRUE!!!!!!! LITERALLY SO RIGHT!!!!!! *And* it summons a bunch of evidence that he really DID chow down on eight whole spaghetti servings!

[Wg and retroactive stuffing reality warp!]

A text post by @crude-iba that says “really easy to be a feeder to this guy, just gotta ask how much he enjoyed stuffing his insatiable maw into those eight plates of pasta and he’s *already* huge and whining about it!”

Renns at a table, flustered at the statement
“W,WHA???? EIGHT?!? I haven’t-!”

Renns’s belly BWOOMPHing out against the table, eight emptied plates appear on the table as evidence of how he just glutted out on eight large plates of spaghetti. Renns is flustered as HECK

(His tailmaw has a mouthful of spaghetti)

August 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM

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Paleoraiser

@paleoraiser.bsky.social

Belly that’s practically a beachball stuck to his front-

(BELLYBRAINED HOURS!)

[Feeder wg and teasing!]

Renns all flustered with a BIG, TAUT belly that’s sloshing, grumbling, and gurgling. (and wide hips and a chubbier neck to match). His tailmaw is staring at his belly “respectfully”. Bug is smugly looking at him with hearts and a blush

R: “B,BUG!! Ddont you think I’m- I’m-! Uh-! Uhm-!”
B: “gluttonous? Greedy? Hedonistic? Ravenous? Sssstarving? Drumbellied? Food-addicted? Totally effin sexy? I can keep goin with more adjectives-“
R: B,BIG ENOUGH!! I’m trying to say big *enough*!!!”
B: “oooooooh! No?? Lmao?? Now go fix up fourth breakfast dude <3”
R: *GRRMMBLE* *whiiiiiiiiiiiiiine*

August 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM

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Thigh By Night

@rushhuskyad.bsky.social

Oh...that jock I bought years ago fits pretty damn well.

July 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM

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Ravenous Rut Hound

@snarkanine.bsky.social

feed me pizza and watch me get more and more excited by the second!!!

#nsfw #irl

Tummy and undies selfie, green rudderbutts undies

Tummy and undies selfie, me pointing at my bulge, oh wow!

June 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM

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Paleoraiser

@paleoraiser.bsky.social

They force the cat cafe employees to make cat puns by implanting them in their heads, and also turning them into unrecognizable cats, but the treats are really good so..?

[kobold to cat cafe tiger wg tf!]