0-Day Dad Jokes
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Cybersec nerd with a passion for terrible puns and clever wordplay. Antifascist. Space Karen can EABOD.
Gas leak has shut down one terminal at MCO. Predictably, chaos has ensued. We are trapped on the plane, and they are brining buses to move everyone to a different terminal.
November 29, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Gas leak has shut down one terminal at MCO. Predictably, chaos has ensued. We are trapped on the plane, and they are brining buses to move everyone to a different terminal.
Risky choice of the day: Taco Bell at Punta Cana airport before a flight.
November 29, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Risky choice of the day: Taco Bell at Punta Cana airport before a flight.
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Just really funny.....
Credit to: fancy
Credit to: fancy
November 29, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Just really funny.....
Credit to: fancy
Credit to: fancy
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Hillary beat Trump by a bigger margin than Trump beat Harris.
Why isn’t the corporate media hammering on this point all day every day?
Why isn’t the corporate media hammering on this point all day every day?
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Hillary beat Trump by a bigger margin than Trump beat Harris.
Why isn’t the corporate media hammering on this point all day every day?
Why isn’t the corporate media hammering on this point all day every day?
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I want to wish a particularly Happy Thanksgiving to those whose memories extend all the way back to pre-Election Day
You can learn a lot about our new POTUS just by looking at, I dunno, everything he's ever done and remembering that he's a career criminal, rapist, con man, sexual predator and stuff
You can learn a lot about our new POTUS just by looking at, I dunno, everything he's ever done and remembering that he's a career criminal, rapist, con man, sexual predator and stuff
November 28, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I want to wish a particularly Happy Thanksgiving to those whose memories extend all the way back to pre-Election Day
You can learn a lot about our new POTUS just by looking at, I dunno, everything he's ever done and remembering that he's a career criminal, rapist, con man, sexual predator and stuff
You can learn a lot about our new POTUS just by looking at, I dunno, everything he's ever done and remembering that he's a career criminal, rapist, con man, sexual predator and stuff
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A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves.
They’re about to find out.
They’re about to find out.
November 29, 2024 at 1:58 AM
A third of us tried to save two thirds of us from themselves.
They’re about to find out.
They’re about to find out.
Here’s an idea for DOGE: an estimated $20bln USD is lost from the US treasury to identity-theft based fraud each year. That number continues to grow. Build a strong identity platform that could serve as a foundation for secure voting as well as taxation.
November 29, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Here’s an idea for DOGE: an estimated $20bln USD is lost from the US treasury to identity-theft based fraud each year. That number continues to grow. Build a strong identity platform that could serve as a foundation for secure voting as well as taxation.
Happy and grateful to be alive and on BlueSky.
Phony Stark can suck it.
Phony Stark can suck it.
November 28, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Happy and grateful to be alive and on BlueSky.
Phony Stark can suck it.
Phony Stark can suck it.