Mr. Blutarsky0.0
@zeroblutarsky.bsky.social
Constant reader and master of useless music trivia. Involuntary 1984 role player.
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You wouldn't think that there could be a worse year than 2020 but goddamn if 2025 isn't giving it a run for its money
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Merry Christma-aaaaawwwn
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair in a room with other men .
Alt: Mr. Potter yawning
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December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Merry Christma-aaaaawwwn
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Dear Santa,
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dear Santa,
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
🎶You're looking for the one who did it / but like En Vogue no you're never gonna get it🎶
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🎶You're looking for the one who did it / but like En Vogue no you're never gonna get it🎶
Tuesday drive home music
youtu.be/MXUYukCQ6w0?...
youtu.be/MXUYukCQ6w0?...
A Crow Left of the Murder (HQ Live)
YouTube video by Incubus
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Tuesday drive home music
youtu.be/MXUYukCQ6w0?...
youtu.be/MXUYukCQ6w0?...
I was thinking that I should add that I know how to properly redact documents to my resumé but I probably don't want to work for people that are looking for that particular skill
December 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I was thinking that I should add that I know how to properly redact documents to my resumé but I probably don't want to work for people that are looking for that particular skill
Merry Christma-aaaaawwwn
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair in a room with other men .
Alt: Mr. Potter yawning
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December 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Merry Christma-aaaaawwwn
Election debates should include a one-on-one basketball portion.
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Election debates should include a one-on-one basketball portion.
Dear Santa,
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Dear Santa,
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
This has been a rough year, but, other than a few (many) bad words, I think that I have been a very good boy.
I keep seeing these commercials where people get SUVs for Christmas...
Friday drive home music. youtu.be/jtZrRnRVpnU?...
Cream of Gold
YouTube video by Pavement - Topic
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Friday drive home music. youtu.be/jtZrRnRVpnU?...
The only movie I remember walking out of was Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. But I asked myself several times during the last 30 mins of Lonlgegs if I should leave. And I HATED Star Trek Into Darkness but stuck it out
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The only movie I remember walking out of was Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull. But I asked myself several times during the last 30 mins of Lonlgegs if I should leave. And I HATED Star Trek Into Darkness but stuck it out
As 2025 finally drags itself behind the woodshed it feels a lot like the end of Burn After Reading
a bald man in a suit and tie sits in a chair
Alt: Actor saying "What did we learn?"
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December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
As 2025 finally drags itself behind the woodshed it feels a lot like the end of Burn After Reading
The TV I grew up watching led me to believe I'd be encountering a lot more anthropomorphic mice
jerry from tom and jerry is reading a book while wearing sunglasses
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is reading a book while wearing sunglasses
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December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The TV I grew up watching led me to believe I'd be encountering a lot more anthropomorphic mice
Catching up with that presidential address this morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcIM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcIM...
Office Space - "I Have People Skills!"
YouTube video by MovieReferences
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December 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Catching up with that presidential address this morning
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcIM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcIM...
*lying in bed, awake
So, was that TLC song saying that chasing waterfalls would give you AIDS?
So, was that TLC song saying that chasing waterfalls would give you AIDS?
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
*lying in bed, awake
So, was that TLC song saying that chasing waterfalls would give you AIDS?
So, was that TLC song saying that chasing waterfalls would give you AIDS?
If there is a silver lining (there isn't) it's that I got to work an Edith Bunker reference into a work meeting this week.
two women are standing next to each other in a kitchen . one of the women is wearing shorts .
Alt: Edith and daughter doing a happy dance
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December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If there is a silver lining (there isn't) it's that I got to work an Edith Bunker reference into a work meeting this week.
As we've been seeing a lot lately, if you flatter a narcissist they get caught up in the adoration and let their guard down. A savvy interviewer can use this to get all kinds of things a person wouldn't say otherwise www.npr.org/2025/12/16/n...?
What to know from Susie Wiles' interviews with 'Vanity Fair,' according to the writer
Throughout the year, Vanity Fair writer Chris Whipple interviewed some of the people closest to President Trump. We speak with Whipple about his talks with White House chief of staff Susie Wiles.
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December 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
As we've been seeing a lot lately, if you flatter a narcissist they get caught up in the adoration and let their guard down. A savvy interviewer can use this to get all kinds of things a person wouldn't say otherwise www.npr.org/2025/12/16/n...?
The first rule of Secret Santa is you do not talk about Secret Santa.
The second rule of Secret Santa....
The second rule of Secret Santa....
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The first rule of Secret Santa is you do not talk about Secret Santa.
The second rule of Secret Santa....
The second rule of Secret Santa....
Started the morning by using a dog bag with a hole in it, and therefore touching dog poop with my hand. Going to be a great day!
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Started the morning by using a dog bag with a hole in it, and therefore touching dog poop with my hand. Going to be a great day!
*pointing at TV
You see, times are very fraught for Landman...
You see, times are very fraught for Landman...
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
*pointing at TV
You see, times are very fraught for Landman...
You see, times are very fraught for Landman...
Reading Heat 2. No ass commentary from Detective Hanna yet. Which is a point against, for me.
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reading Heat 2. No ass commentary from Detective Hanna yet. Which is a point against, for me.
Employee: I have a question.
Me: Did you read the detailed step-by-step instructions I wrote?
E: Yes
M: Then what more could I possibly do to help? Chew up your food and spit it into your mouth like a baby bird?
E: Wait, looks like you already said how to do this
M: *sound of head banging into wall
Me: Did you read the detailed step-by-step instructions I wrote?
E: Yes
M: Then what more could I possibly do to help? Chew up your food and spit it into your mouth like a baby bird?
E: Wait, looks like you already said how to do this
M: *sound of head banging into wall
December 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Employee: I have a question.
Me: Did you read the detailed step-by-step instructions I wrote?
E: Yes
M: Then what more could I possibly do to help? Chew up your food and spit it into your mouth like a baby bird?
E: Wait, looks like you already said how to do this
M: *sound of head banging into wall
Me: Did you read the detailed step-by-step instructions I wrote?
E: Yes
M: Then what more could I possibly do to help? Chew up your food and spit it into your mouth like a baby bird?
E: Wait, looks like you already said how to do this
M: *sound of head banging into wall
As others have pointed out, a liitle too much fucking perspective today
a woman says " there 's some problems here " in front of a man in a blue shirt
Alt: Nigel Tufnel says " there 's some problems here I don't even know where to start"
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December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
As others have pointed out, a liitle too much fucking perspective today
🎶Although it's been said / many times many wayyys / fuck this guy / he's the worst🎶
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
🎶Although it's been said / many times many wayyys / fuck this guy / he's the worst🎶
My longtime boss passed away yesterday. He just retired at the end of June. We will miss you, old friend.
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My longtime boss passed away yesterday. He just retired at the end of June. We will miss you, old friend.
Them: Did you see my text?
Me: hahaha you're so funny!
Them:
Me: Oh, you were seriously asking?
Me: hahaha you're so funny!
Them:
Me: Oh, you were seriously asking?
December 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Them: Did you see my text?
Me: hahaha you're so funny!
Them:
Me: Oh, you were seriously asking?
Me: hahaha you're so funny!
Them:
Me: Oh, you were seriously asking?