Zero Barks Here
@zerobarks.bsky.social
My mom said I’m the goodest boy in the world. I like pets (both the noun and the verb), treats, toys, and naps. My birthday is March 12, 2022, and I'm 100% German Shepherd Dog. Bark!
My mom said it’s very important for me to patrol the fence at least 10 times today. Or maybe she told me it was time to come in for dinner. But I’m pretty sure she told me I should control the fence. Bark!
March 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My mom said it’s very important for me to patrol the fence at least 10 times today. Or maybe she told me it was time to come in for dinner. But I’m pretty sure she told me I should control the fence. Bark!
My mom says playing with my sister is good for me! Bark!
February 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My mom says playing with my sister is good for me! Bark!
My mom says I look dapper when I sit like this. Could you please tell me what dapper means? Thank you! Bark!
January 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
My mom says I look dapper when I sit like this. Could you please tell me what dapper means? Thank you! Bark!
My mom said you can come over and play outside, and it’s pretty cold out, so you should probably wear a coat.
January 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My mom said you can come over and play outside, and it’s pretty cold out, so you should probably wear a coat.