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Generation X-hausted with this shit. #3E #ZB
Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
The only dangerous minority is the rich.
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zer0billionaires.bsky.social
Same tune. Much darker lyrics.

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“Jonathan Edward Durham” with a verified badge and the handle “@thisone0verhere.” The post text reads: “Can you imagine if they made schoolhouse rock videos about how government works now.”
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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In my day we called it Soylent Green.

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A photo of a grocery store shelf stocked with Campbell’s condensed soup cans. Several cans have been altered or designed to read “POOR PEOPLE SOUP” in large red letters, with a yellow banner near the top that says “3D-PRINTED CHICKEN.” The cans closely mimic classic Campbell’s red-and-white branding and are displayed alongside real Campbell’s soup products.
December 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Merry Crisis!

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A woman styled like the Virgin Mary, with a blue head covering and a glowing halo, is shown lighting a cigarette from a lit molotov cockcail. She wears a white crop top with a red anarchy symbol painted on it. Text at the top of the image reads, “Let’s get this war on Christmas started …” The overall tone is deliberately provocative and satirical.
December 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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ZER0 TRILLIONAIRES

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A photo of a blue circular plaque or sticker displayed on a glass window. At the top, white text reads: “WORLD’S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE.” In the center, larger text says “Elon Musk.” Below, smaller text reads: “Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead.” At the bottom is the word “Bellend.” The logo “The London Economic” appears in the upper-left corner.
December 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Billionaires are unsustainable.

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#Matt XIV
A stylized portrait of Elon Musk shown on the right side against a gradient background. On the left, large text reads: “elon musk is now worth $600 billion.” Below it, smaller text explains: “if you spent $10,000 a day, it would take 100 days to spend $1 million. it would take 164,400 years to spend $600 billion.” The final line states: “immigrants are not the reason you can’t afford groceries.” Text at the top reads: “if this speck represents $1 million:” with an arrow pointing to a tiny dot. Beneath it, the text says: “then this is elon musk’s new net worth:” followed by a large white grid filling most of the image, visually representing the scale of $600 billion.
December 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Sweet, white, Republican, baby Jesus yes!

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Juliarose1143 posts: “Let’s put CHRIST back in CHRISTmas. Christ is what it’s all about.” Below it are engagement icons showing hundreds of likes and over a thousand replies. Underneath, a verified account named “itshaleypepper” replies: “When you guys put the Christ back in Christian, we can talk.”
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Zero Vision.

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The top half resembles an advertisement showing oversized gold sunglasses labeled “TRUMP,” with realistic human eyes visible through the lenses. Red text above reads, “Introducing the Trump™ Realistic Human Eyes Lifelike Sunglasses.” Below that, another line says, “ALWAYS ALERT. ALWAYS GOLDEN.” The bottom half shows Donald Trump at a desk in a formal office setting, wearing the same oversized gold glasses with exaggerated eyes, looking downward with a serious expression.
December 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Turns out the warning label was the joke.

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A meme with the caption at the top reading, “Idiocracy was just supposed to be a comedy.” Below the text are two side-by-side images. On the left, Terry Crews wears a sleeveless outfit styled like an American flag and a large gold presidential seal medallion on his chest, looking to the side with a confused expression. On the right, Donald Trump smiles broadly while wearing a oversized medal on a blue ribbon around his neck.
December 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Results over rhetoric. Every time.

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A black-and-white image showing an older man in glasses, posed thoughtfully with his hand resting against his chin, set against a dark background. Large white text on the right reads: “One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” Below the quote is the attribution: “– Milton Friedman.”
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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This is where I'm at.

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A screenshot of a social media post from “existennialmemes.” The post describes a satirical movie idea: an apocalypse film where the “world-ending event” is simply the working class rising up, told from the perspective of New York billionaires trying to flee to the coast and escape on mega-yachts. The post explains that most of the billionaires don’t survive the journey, but one or two make it to a yacht and plan to live at sea until they can sneak back into society. Just as they set sail, a loud thud shakes the boat and the camera reveals around 100 orcas preparing to ram it. The yacht splits apart, the billionaires’ screams vanish underwater, and the film immediately cuts to credits. The final line says they were thinking about this “for absolutely no reason.”
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Does it still take 15 flushes?

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A tweet by Andrew Mueller comparing two ornate bathrooms side-by-side. The left image shows a newly refurbished White House "Lincoln Bathroom" shared from Trump's Truth Social account — featuring polished white marble walls, golden fixtures, and a lavish mirror. The right image, taken by Mueller in 2005, shows a similarly opulent bathroom in Saddam Hussein’s palace in Basra, with a bidet and toilet adorned with gold accents, though visibly worn. Mueller's caption notes the similarity.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Somewhere between meme and monument.

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A satirical TIME magazine cover labeled “Person of the Year” features someone in a large inflatable green frog costume with black spots, viewed in profile against a black background with a red border.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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So refreshingly honest.

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A mock-up of the Daily Mail newspaper with the bold front page headline: “WE BLAME MIGRANTS SO YOU DON’T BLAME BILLIONAIRES.” The subheading reads: “Revealed: we want you looking the other way while our super-rich mates rob you blind.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Bootstrap mythology
A weathered rancher in jeans and a cowboy hat steps out of a dusty white pickup truck with a rope in hand. Superimposed text reads: “There’s an old rural saying: ‘If hard work led to success, the donkey would own the farm.’”
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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There's a reason they were the villains in our bedtime stories.

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A still from Disney’s animated Robin Hood shows the fox version of Robin aiming his bow. Overlaid is a quote from @themissybaker: “Sorry, but I did not spend my childhood watching Disney’s Robin Hood on repeat to grow up and root for the rich guys.”
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Bipartisan expiration could be 2025’s healing arc.

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Joman “Mamdani being elected, Cheney dropping dead, Nancy Pelosi announcing her retirement, and a pharma executive collapsing onto the floor in the Oval Office while Trump stood there like a pale, confused mannequin—all within two days of each other—has done more for my mental health than any drug in the past five years. The fact that all these ghouls are on the verge of turning to dust might be the thing that ultimately saves us.”
November 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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That's not a platform, that's a plea deal.

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A screenshot of a tweet by Mike Nellis quoting a post by "Republicans against Trump." The post shows Steve Bannon speaking at a podium in front of a backdrop labeled "Academy" and "Bellator." The quoted text from Bannon reads: "If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included." Mike Nellis comments: “‘If we lose, we're going to be held accountable for our crimes’ is not the campaign slogan Steve Bannon thinks it is.”
November 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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For me it was North Korea and China.
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Your chances of winning the lottery are higher than becoming a billionaire.

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Screenshot of a social media post by user @anxious_opposition that reads: “Most of us are 3 bad months away from being homeless. None of us are 3 good months away from being a billionaire. Whose side are you really on?”
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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That hat cost you your healthcare, your pension, and your dignity.

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Donald Trump stands at a podium, gesturing animatedly while wearing a red "Make America Great Again" hat. The caption below reads: “MY ONLY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS IS SELLING HATS TO MORONS.” The image is styled like a meme, framed in red and black.
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Delusion meets reality.

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Black and white illustration of a regal king wearing a crown and a long robe, recoiling in fear as a panther leaps toward him with claws and teeth bared. Beneath the scene are the words: “Nature knows no kings.”
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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A meme image with three sections. The top section displays a quote in bold white text on a black background: "Identical pre-printed signs indicate the protesters are paid" – Pam Bondi 10/14/25. The bottom left shows a protest crowd holding a wide variety of hand-made signs, many with different fonts, colors, and messages. The bottom right shows a Trump rally crowd holding nearly identical "WITCH HUNT" pre-printed red and blue signs, while Trump stands at a podium. The meme highlights the hypocrisy of criticizing protest signs as "evidence of being paid" while Trump's events use uniform signage.
November 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Argentina sure has a thing for hosting fascist reboots.

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A formal family portrait of Donald Trump and his extended family, including Melania Trump, Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Eric Trump, Donald Trump Jr., and others. Everyone is dressed in business or cocktail attire, smiling in front of a grey backdrop. Superimposed in bold white text at the bottom of the image: "FUTURE RESIDENTS OF ARGENTINA" — implying they may flee the United States like past fugitives.
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Eat the rich already.

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meme criticizing Amazon founder Jeff Bezos and billionaire wealth hoarding. The image is divided into three parts. The top is a screenshot of a Kalshi news post that reads: “JUST IN: Amazon aiming to replace 600,000 jobs with robots by 2033.” The middle is split: on the left, a photo of Jeff Bezos laughing; on the right, an image of a robotic arm operating inside a warehouse. The bottom is a tweet by @GunnelsWarren stating: “Jeff Bezos, worth $240 billion, sailed on his $500 million yacht to a $55 million wedding in Venice to give his wife a $5 million ring & spends $12.7 million on union busting so he can replace workers with robots. His tax rate: 1.1%. 5 words: Tax billionaires out of existence.”
November 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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🐆

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A screenshot of a tweet by @notujacks with the caption “How it started.” The tweet reads: "I can guarantee Michigan is not blue we are bleeding blood red. Trump all the way. I get arms raised in fists out of windows when I drive by or the will roll down window to tell me they love my sticker. Trump is taking Michigan unless they cheat like mo fos again." Below the tweet is a photo of a rear car window with a decal reading: “TRUMP 2024 ★ FUCK YOUR FEELINGS.” A screenshot of a tweet from the same user, @notujacks, with the caption “How it’s going.” The tweet is a long, angry rant directed at Trump and his family, expressing betrayal and disillusionment. It includes grievances about high living costs, poor wages, unemployment for his sons, and blames Israel and “fake Jews” for America's problems. The tweet ends with a threat to "take the country back" and a claim that the Constitution is clear about "aiding and abetting the enemy."
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM