Zep the Adventure Cat
@zepthecat.bsky.social
Is ca’at luking for advenchoors. Momb perfers privasee
Paiy the tention, Gonzmomb! (Pay attention, Gonzo’s mom!)
August 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Paiy the tention, Gonzmomb! (Pay attention, Gonzo’s mom!)
Oooo hallo Mandoline! Grayt luking peets yuo got thar! The yuo cuold do som kiking or som streeeetching. (Ooh, hello Mandoline! Great looking feet you’ve got there! You could do some kicking or some stretching.)
August 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oooo hallo Mandoline! Grayt luking peets yuo got thar! The yuo cuold do som kiking or som streeeetching. (Ooh, hello Mandoline! Great looking feet you’ve got there! You could do some kicking or some stretching.)
Gud mornign Jake n Joe, Joe n Jake! Tank yuos fur thiz ouaghe-ayssiss ovf cahlm. (Good morning Jake and Joe, Joe and Jake! Thank you for this oasis of calm.)
August 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Gud mornign Jake n Joe, Joe n Jake! Tank yuos fur thiz ouaghe-ayssiss ovf cahlm. (Good morning Jake and Joe, Joe and Jake! Thank you for this oasis of calm.)
Jayl 😾Do the yuo need a rescew???
August 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jayl 😾Do the yuo need a rescew???
Hi qwaliddy tayl manoobers 14/10 (High quality tail maneuvers, 14/10)
July 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hi qwaliddy tayl manoobers 14/10 (High quality tail maneuvers, 14/10)
Yuor foursies feetsies ar shur to helb! (Your foursies feetsies are sure to help!)
July 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Yuor foursies feetsies ar shur to helb! (Your foursies feetsies are sure to help!)
Fase 1, devnitly Fase 1
July 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Fase 1, devnitly Fase 1
A ca’at ovf speeeeed! (A cat of speed!)
July 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A ca’at ovf speeeeed! (A cat of speed!)
Bedder watche owt taht yuor tayl is not on fiyr (Better watch out that your tail is not on fire)
July 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Bedder watche owt taht yuor tayl is not on fiyr (Better watch out that your tail is not on fire)
Soo hapi yuo and Flanoy ar savfe 💙 (So happy you and Flanoy are safe!)
July 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Soo hapi yuo and Flanoy ar savfe 💙 (So happy you and Flanoy are safe!)
Iy wische for a piyrat ship! (I wish for a pirate ship!)
July 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Iy wische for a piyrat ship! (I wish for a pirate ship!)
Livfin tha dreem! (Living the dream!)
July 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Livfin tha dreem! (Living the dream!)
Wat a beeyoooteefuul unicor! (What a beautiful unicorn!)
July 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Wat a beeyoooteefuul unicor! (What a beautiful unicorn!)
Varry! Bertie, haow the yuo so cyute? (Very! Bertie, how are you so cute?)
July 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Varry! Bertie, haow the yuo so cyute? (Very! Bertie, how are you so cute?)
Wat amAaaaassing hatt!! (What an amazing hat!)
July 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Wat amAaaaassing hatt!! (What an amazing hat!)
Oughe tank GOB fur yuo Flanoy
July 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Oughe tank GOB fur yuo Flanoy
Iy yam soooo starvfing, Iy havfe onlee had 2 brekkfists and 1 luntch and three(17) snaks todaiy, pleeeze can Iy havfe 4 sammon tackos beefor Iy starvfe? (I am so starving, I have only had 2 breakfasts, 1 lunch, and three (17) snacks today. Please can I have 4 salmon tacos before I starve?)
July 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Iy yam soooo starvfing, Iy havfe onlee had 2 brekkfists and 1 luntch and three(17) snaks todaiy, pleeeze can Iy havfe 4 sammon tackos beefor Iy starvfe? (I am so starving, I have only had 2 breakfasts, 1 lunch, and three (17) snacks today. Please can I have 4 salmon tacos before I starve?)
It iz a ca’ats rihgt to advenchure, none madder waht Mombs saiy. (it is a cat’s right to adventure, no matter what moms say.)
July 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
It iz a ca’ats rihgt to advenchure, none madder waht Mombs saiy. (it is a cat’s right to adventure, no matter what moms say.)
Dids him saiy Sqkwerl???
July 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Dids him saiy Sqkwerl???
Ooh grate picshurr Smilla! Yuo muszt be havfing a gud tiym on yuor trib Dahwn Unda! (Ooh, great picture Smilla! You must be having a good time on your trip Down Under!)
July 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Ooh grate picshurr Smilla! Yuo muszt be havfing a gud tiym on yuor trib Dahwn Unda! (Ooh, great picture Smilla! You must be having a good time on your trip Down Under!)
Yuoz now it Auggie! No meets ar savfe frum the me! (You know it, Auggie! No meats are safe from me!)
July 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yuoz now it Auggie! No meets ar savfe frum the me! (You know it, Auggie! No meats are safe from me!)
Yuo ar so rite, ma frend 😢 Wy do the hooms not havfe tiym to plaiy 😭 (You are so right, my friend. Why do the humans not have time to play?)
July 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yuo ar so rite, ma frend 😢 Wy do the hooms not havfe tiym to plaiy 😭 (You are so right, my friend. Why do the humans not have time to play?)
(I had the house to myself all weekend, hehehehe)
July 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
(I had the house to myself all weekend, hehehehe)
Oughe Shadow, ov corse Iy boop the yuo! (Oh Shadow, of course I boop you!)
July 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oughe Shadow, ov corse Iy boop the yuo! (Oh Shadow, of course I boop you!)